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She's around here somewhere. Getting called the equivalent of a hobbyist by the FBI took a little of the curry scented wind out of her sails.Is she out of the Pat business?
There was probably a lot of "who tf are you and how the fuck did you get a blue check (or "tick")" in his replies before he lost it.Jesse Ventura here.
Firstly, I was a governor. Secondly, it is my personal belief that Pat probably first met Jackie through Jason Schorr. The reason being several of Jason's online buddies have openly admitted they had knowledge of, and even connections to checkmark sellers within Pre-Elon Twitter. Selling checkmarks to narcissists, internet microcelebs, and crypto sheisters for hundreds, sometimes thousands of dollars was big business.
I think Pig was trying to spend still more of second, richer mother-in-law's money to get his checkmark back through shady channels after the official denial, but they wouldn't do it for any price because he was a known nuisance to other Verified users pre-Norm/11, and he was under extreme scrutiny from stalkerchilds. It would have drawn too much attention.
A guy in a van in a desert told this to a black chick I know, so I'm certain it's true.
Her "DM me" tweet to Pat was approximately 1 month before the Vice News article dropped naming Torswats. Prior to the article, no one had ever heard ot Torswats much less knew he was the one swatting Patrick. If there is any conspiracy, it's possible that Fatso revealed his self swatting scheme to Jackie in DMs, and instead of snitching on him, she decided this situation coukd be used to build her brand. So she recommended the next step was to feed the story to Vice News. Once the story dropped, Fatso saw no more reason to keep paying for swats, so he ordered the last flurry and refused to pay.This is all a conjecture obviously, but I wonder if something like this could be going on:
Why would Patrick pay someone to try to identify Torswats if Pat himself was placing the orders? The only thing Pat has ever wanted is doxes, it’s not like he could’ve said “oh investigate these other people but ignore Torswats.” There’s other possible reasons like plausible deniability, but at the end of the day, Pat wanted doxes and the Torswats investigation was part of the package. This would be true even if Jackie was doing it all for free. And really, who expected Torswats to turn out to be living in the US?
- Pat (or someone in his camp) was paying Jackie or her boyfriend / company to run a “cybersecurity investigation” and for her faildoxes (all of which, conveniently, were people living in foreign countries who seemingly can’t easily sue her…)
- Everything she’s been doing has been to convince Pat and his backers that she’s legit and that her “investigative results” are accurate.
- (In the meantime, unbeknownst to Jackie and Pat’s backers, Pat has been swatting himself).
- Jackie wants money for her absurd ID of Torswats as that Swedish guy, but Pat’s camp balks; she then concocts that bogus Torswats Returns account in an attempt to convince them to pay her.
- FBI announces they caught the real Torswats and discredits Jackie, she continues to double down… and I wonder if she may have been behind the swatting mentioned in the Independent article that was the same day the real Torswats was in court. (This one is also weird because, to the best of my knowledge, for like the first time ever Patrick didn’t immediately announce it on Twitter.)
- My timeline here is getting mixed up but things are quiet for a bit, then something happens that pisses off Pat (maybe it was Quasi getting paid, I forget, there was something though), and out of anger and grasping for a sense of control, he swats himself and posts it all over Twitter.
- Jackie sees this, freaks the fuck out and immediately shuts down the Torswats Returns account with that goofy message saying something like “good luck with your investigation Patrick and Jackie, this was all a joke, please don’t investigate me FBI” and then tells Pat’s camp “oh guess I was wrong, never mind about that payment” and is now sitting around waiting for the police to knock on her door, pretending none of it ever happened.
Jackie could have been doing it all for free, but there’s something particularly desperate about that fake Torswats account that makes me question if there was money on the line. Who else but Pat could she grift out of money?
She’s probably going to take a screenshot of this thread and post it on Xitter saying something to the effect of “living rent free in your head, boys!”She's around here somewhere. Getting called the equivalent of a hobbyist by the FBI took a little of the curry scented wind out of her sails.
She did more to destroy his public image than we ever did. Non forum people are making genuine lolcow documentaries on Pat nowTo put a fine point on this, what was Jackie up to on these days and what happened? Well, a lot of curious shit happened before and after, so let’s run through the timeline.
December 25, 2023
December 29, 2023
- Pat tweets Swatting #46 happened, this one is logged in MKE police reports as a shooting:
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January 6, 2024
- Jackie multi-tweets a long “roundup” of her 2023 self-styled security researcher blog. Near the top of the list is her “Swedish Connection” article, and she also tags (at)stealthygeek in an article I hadn’t seen before accusing a cop of being one of Patrick’s “cyberstlakers” or something (a.k.a. another faildox). Nitter link: https://nitter.poast.org/HackingButLegal/status/1740835017801207988
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January 8, 2024
- Torswats Returns Telegram account is created.
- Jackie “discovers” Torswats Returns and ominously tweets out “Posting this update from the Telegram swatter so the world will know who is attempting to murder (at)stealthygeek and his wife…” Archive link: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/x9bH9
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Then we get to the announcement of Torswats’ arrest...
January 30, 2024
January 31, 2024
- Seminole County (FL) Sheriff drops a press release announcing Torswats is in custody.
- Jackie immediately tweets about it in the most self-serving manner possible: "Update on Torswats operator #1" and then "Why #1? Addtl arrests pending." Archive link: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ibHF8
- The next morning "Torswats Returns" posts to Telegram a screenshot of Dushatar_'s DM to Jackie with a Swedish flag emoji:
View attachment 191822- Jackie posts an incoherent, rambling rant to Twitter where she continually claims her original faildox was correct:
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- Immediately following this last tweet, someone called in a welfare check to Pat’s place (which Pat would uncharacteristically not tweet about but later would label as “Swatting #47 in the Independent article): https://new.onaforums.net/threads/t...st-swatted-man-in-america.51004/#post-1156450
“Okay so Jackie’s acting manic again, so what?”
After this all is quiet on the Midwestern Front for about a month… but then…
~March 12, 2024
March 16, 2024
- Patrick begins a week-long prison-child tweeting storm that, day after day, smashes all previous records (https://new.onaforums.net/threads/has-this-airbnb-been-posted.52529/post-1199120). Hurricane Pat has gotten angry and is staying angry. It would later be revealed that around this time Nikki paid Quasi.
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March 17, 2024
- It is discovered Patrick has been running an Airbnb out of his house this entire time, casting major doubt and raising questions as to how he couldn’t be self-swatting himself. Patrick continues with his insane rage-tweet spree on Twitter. Link: https://new.onaforums.net/threads/has-this-airbnb-been-posted.52529/post-1199172
March 18, 2024
- Right on cue, Patrick seemingly swats himself and immediately does the one thing an actual victim of swatting should never do (which he’s undoubtedly been advised upon countless times by countless sources): Patrick announces it on social media to his Twitter following of over 50k people.
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- Early in the morning Torswats Returns shuts down operations with a bizarre, inconsistent message that seemingly also attempts to crack a door open for Jackie to continue her “investigation” for Patrick. Links:
Conclusion
I’m all-in on this theory that Jackie has been trolling / grifting Patrick (and more realistically, Lynne) for money in exchange for faildoxes and her Torswats investigation. I also believe Jackie was running the fugazi Torswats Return account in an attempt to extract more money out of Patrick and his camp, but she freaked out and shut it down after Patrick swatted himself again in a rage (with bomb threats no less). Like a puppet, I’m sure she’ll chime in again if and when she reads this, but her disappearing from the Pativerse ever since Torswats Returns shut down is curious, to say the least.
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I’d smell something if she wasShe’s probably going to take a screenshot of this thread and post it on Xitter saying something to the effect of “living rent free in your head, boys!”
Yeah, it was Pringle Can Lothario but unfortunately he appears to have been shot by a N-PERSON N-PERSON before he could face Jackie's justice.The cop she accused, I believe, was PCL (Pringle can)?
I may be wrong. I believe she wrote it some time ago.
Wait when the Feds call her a hobbyist. I gotta frame that quote.She's around here somewhere. Getting called the equivalent of a hobbyist by the FBI took a little of the curry scented wind out of her sails.
Btw that was a PsyOp. I’m pretty sure she got Josiahed and someone sent her a bunch of fake info posing as a mole here. PCL showed some stuff and he’s a cop in Phoenix, not Gainesville, FL.Yeah, it was Pringle Can Lothario but unfortunately he appears to have been shot by a N-PERSON N-PERSON before he could face Jackie's justice.
Boomia was Hildeman’s.Btw that was a PsyOp. I’m pretty sure she got Josiahed and someone sent her a bunch of fake info posing as a mole here. PCL showed some stuff and he’s a cop in Phoenix, not Gainesville, FL.
Remember when she said Torswats was a Swede. Or that Quasi is the son of a federal judge who teaches in Oman. Or that Boomia is Robert Prongay. She’s 0-4 on doxes lol.
Rip to Boomias shrubsBoomia was Hildeman’s.
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