What's the most egregiously forward time you've been hit on by a male?

[Smeckler's Powder]

gaybar security

we'll keep it right here

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I've got some violence for you right here

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I worked in Burger King for about 4 weekends in college

 

[Professor Rape]

Nice censored version, stupid. Burger King wasn't even said. Ruined the whole vibe I had going.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Nice censored version, stupid. Burger King wasn't even said. Ruined the whole vibe I had going.

fawk I tried like five then came back to the first one

 

[Professor Rape]

fawk I tried like five then came back to the first one

I used to sing that all the time in high school. DO ME BABY, DO THE HUMPTY HUMP. DO ME BABY. DO THE HUMPTY HUMP. Those are the lyrics I would sing btw.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I used to sing that all the time in high school. DO ME BABY, DO THE HUMPTY HUMP. DO ME BABY. DO THE HUMPTY HUMP. Those are the lyrics I would sing btw.

Did Weird Al have any part in this?

 

[Professor Rape]

Underrated movie.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Underrated movie.

Why don't you explain to the folks at home...

 

[Professor Rape]

Why don't you explain to the folks at home...

CHILD. That's Humpty from the Humpty Dance! Digital Underground! He had a jamming cameo in the hit Dan Akroyd/Chevy Chase/John Candy horror comedy Nothing But Trouble (1991)!

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

CHILD. That's Humpty from the Humpty Dance! Digital Underground! He had a jamming cameo in the hit Dan Akroyd/Chevy Chase/John Candy horror comedy Nothing But Trouble (1991)!

fawk, they put out moving pictures in 1991??? No cap? Pour me a tall one brotherman! Chevy Chase?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

CHILD. That's Humpty from the Humpty Dance! Digital Underground! He had a jamming cameo in the hit Dan Akroyd/Chevy Chase/John Candy horror comedy Nothing But Trouble (1991)!

I still don't feel like what I'm seeing is real. Am I on drugs? How is this not the biggest movie of the 90s????

 

[Professor Rape]

I still don't feel like what I'm seeing is real. Am I on drugs? How is this not the biggest movie of the 90s????

It's about a compound run by a creepy old pedophile, and one of his servants is a retard named Bobo. PREDICTIVE PROGRAMMING.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

I only get hit on by men. I could go into a dyke bar and they wouldn't hit on me.

Show us your dick

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

In kindergarten one of The DBOY's friends in class used to grab The DBOY's balls constantly. He stopped doing it after The DBOY told his parents that kid might be a faggotito. The DMAN still talks to this guy occasionally to this day, but has never brought it up. It would be very weird for him because he's hardcore Trump boomer mentality now.

Was his name Anthony Cumia

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

You guys think a thread "What's the most egregiously forward time you've been hit on by a female?" would reach 4 pages?

Faggots.

Asians don't count so it'll die after 5 posts

Edit: Nigger Jim posts don't count either

 

[We Have Everything]

I was trying to spend a little alone time in a jerkoff booth at a porn shop, some dude came into my booth & wouldn't leave, kept telling me to pull my cock out, so I just got up & left. I had no idea those places were faggot hookup spots, I'd just go to one & jerk off from time to time in the dialup internet days.

lold IRL...

 

[Chive Turkey]

lol the worst thing that happened to me was some guy bought me a beer once and was unusually friendly, and this was back when I was a handsome twink. You guys must look like real fags.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

lol the worst thing that happened to me was some guy bought me a beer once and was unusually friendly, and this was back when I was a handsome twink. You guys must look like real fags.

That reminds me...I vaguely remember the interaction but I might not have even been 21 yet...at the same establishment from the aforementioned bald Cheap Trick queer and this older dude bought me a drink and when it was established that I wasn't gonna fag around with him he tried to tell the waitress I was supposed to pay and it turned into this whole disturbance and they threw him out lol.