What's the most egregiously forward time you've been hit on by a male?

[BUBBLER]

I'll carve z's on your cheeks faggot

You’ve been communicating with @Turk February too much lately.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You’ve been communicating with @Turk February toi much lately.

I'm trying to help my friend!

 

[BUBBLER]

I was trying to spend a little alone time in a jerkoff booth at a porn shop, some dude came into my booth & wouldn't leave, kept telling me to pull my cock out, so I just got up & left. I had no idea those places were faggot hookup spots, I'd just go to one & jerk off from time to time in the dialup internet days.

@Nigger John

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I was trying to spend a little alone time in a jerkoff booth at a porn shop,

What a weird fucking world we used to live in.

 

[Nigger John]

@Nigger John

Yes?

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Try to rape me. Go ahead. Try. I dare you.

He was asking for it

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

He was asking for it

It's been an hour and he still hasn't raped me. Pussy ass bitch

 

[johnnynoname]

Lol
Everyone in this thread is gay

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Last year I was in a crowded Wal-Mart looking for a register to checkout at and for a split second I locked eyes with this bald crazy looking skinny Mexican that was in line at one of them and he made a kissy face at me. It was so quick and crowded in there that I just kept walking but the more I've thought about it since the more I wish I'd have karate chopped him in the throat.

 

[johnnynoname]

One time a man asked for my number

I got a text from him that read’ “ HELLO- IM THE MAN WHO JUST ASKED FIR YOUR NUMBER. I WANT TO KISS YOU”

and then he sent me a picture of his lips

 

[johnnynoname]

He also misspelled “FOR” because not only was he a homo but an illiterate with fat thumbs

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Last year I was in a crowded Wal-Mart looking for a register to checkout at and for a split second I locked eyes with this bald crazy looking skinny Mexican that was in line at one of them and he made a kissy face at me. It was so quick and crowded in there that I just kept walking but the more I've thought about it since the more I wish I'd have karate chopped him in the throat.

Ha oh man that reminds me, couple years ago I was getting gas(not that kind you pervs!) and this car that had a few people in it rolls down the window and this Mexican kid(probably 20ish) blew me a kiss. It was more hilarious than anything. I can't remember if I blew one back lol.

 

[Nigger John]

Lol
Everyone in this thread is gay

No. I’m very straight and hate faggots. And niggers.

 

[fusciasomething]

No. I’m very straight and hate faggots. And niggers.

The handles on your jump rope are dildos aren't they Jim? This is a safe space, other than Sue. That zer seems to hate gays

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

One time a man asked for my number

I got a text from him that read’ “ HELLO- IM THE MAN WHO JUST ASKED FIR YOUR NUMBER. I WANT TO KISS YOU”

and then he sent me a picture of his lips

How long have you two been together?

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

I'm trying to help my friend!

He only has one hand, he needs relief

 

[johnnynoname]

How long have you two been together?

Yo nigga-
That’s legit inelegant

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Yo nigga-
That’s legit inelegant

Sounds like something a homosexual man would say

 

[BUBBLER]

No. I’m very straight and hate faggots. And niggers.

I bet you didn’t yell that into the gloryholes you’ve visited.

 

[Nigger John]

I bet you didn’t yell that into the gloryholes you’ve visited.

Oh, ok