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What's the most egregiously forward time you've been hit on by a male?

Rick Roblinson

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Last year I was in a crowded Wal-Mart looking for a register to checkout at and for a split second I locked eyes with this bald crazy looking skinny Mexican that was in line at one of them and he made a kissy face at me. It was so quick and crowded in there that I just kept walking but the more I've thought about it since the more I wish I'd have karate chopped him in the throat.
 

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Last year I was in a crowded Wal-Mart looking for a register to checkout at and for a split second I locked eyes with this bald crazy looking skinny Mexican that was in line at one of them and he made a kissy face at me. It was so quick and crowded in there that I just kept walking but the more I've thought about it since the more I wish I'd have karate chopped him in the throat.

Ha oh man that reminds me, couple years ago I was getting gas(not that kind you pervs!) and this car that had a few people in it rolls down the window and this Mexican kid(probably 20ish) blew me a kiss. It was more hilarious than anything. I can't remember if I blew one back lol.
 
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