What's the most egregiously forward time you've been hit on by a male?

[BUBBLER]

Oh, ok

You’ve admitted to going to adult bookstore booths. Your words. You’re gay.

 

[EraGodless]

Ha oh man that reminds me, couple years ago I was getting gas(not that kind you pervs!) and this car that had a few people in it rolls down the window and this Mexican kid(probably 20ish) blew me a kiss. It was more hilarious than anything. I can't remember if I blew one back lol.

 

[johnnynoname]

Sounds like something a homosexual man would say

Don’t make me kiss you

 

[BUBBLER]

Oh, ok

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Don’t make me kiss you

You hate this thread.

 

[Nigger John]

You’ve admitted to going to adult bookstore booths. Your words. You’re gay.

Oh, ok

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

I only get hit on by men. I could go into a dyke bar and they wouldn't hit on me.

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

I was trying to spend a little alone time in a jerkoff booth at a porn shop, some dude came into my booth & wouldn't leave, kept telling me to pull my cock out, so I just got up & left. I had no idea those places were faggot hookup spots, I'd just go to one & jerk off from time to time in the dialup internet days.

I got tricked into going into one of those right after I turned 18. My boyfriend and his friend thought it was real hilarious until a giant black dick came out of the hole. I ran the fuck out of there.

 

[H0meRunCumia]

Disgusting faggots. Kill yourselves.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Disgusting faggots. Kill yourselves.

reported for violence

 

[DMAN]

The DMAN was picking up his pizza, standing in the lobby looking out the window on a rainy day. He could see in the reflection a big fat white faggot approaching him. The fat faggot started barking like a dog and growling at The DMAN, who was only looking at him in the reflection of the window. The DMAN just pretended not to hear him and the queer walked away. This was obviously some kind of gay code.

Another time about 15 years ago when The DBOY was going for a walk very late at night, This old nigga driving around at like 3 AM kept asking him if he knew where to get some coffee. The DBOY gave him directions to every store nearby and the old faggot kept asking where he could get some coffee. To the point that The DBOY started getting aggressive. The DBOY didn't even understand this was a euphemism for gayness until way later, he just thought this guy was a complete retard.

In kindergarten one of The DBOY's friends in class used to grab The DBOY's balls constantly. He stopped doing it after The DBOY told his parents that kid might be a faggotito. The DMAN still talks to this guy occasionally to this day, but has never brought it up. It would be very weird for him because he's hardcore Trump boomer mentality now.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Work in a gaybar as security. Never walk through the crowd when its packed. Someone is bound to grab my ass or cock tbphwy

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

When I was 19 this giant bald queer that worked at this venue I played at used to tell me that he was Cheap Tricks manager. This is in like 2007. He that gave me the first drinks I ever got drunk on, while I was still underage, at his job. Mai Tais. I lit Fremon street UP that night. He kept up the Cheap Trick lie for years.

 

[DMAN]

Work in a gaybar as security. Never walk through the crowd when its packed. Someone is bound to grab my ass or cock tbphwy

Bruh

 

[AntSucks]

I worked in Burger King for about 4 weekends in college and this Asian twink manager kept touching my ass and making kissy faces. He wasn't even the reason I quit though. There was this super friendly sensitive guy training me on burgers and I just find friendly straight men even more repulsive. At least you can pretend a scrawny high pitched Asian twink is a woman, but if you're gonna be a man act like a fucking man.

 

[Professor Rape]

You guys think a thread "What's the most egregiously forward time you've been hit on by a female?" would reach 4 pages?

Faggots.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

training me on burgers

we'll be right back

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

You guys think a thread "What's the most egregiously forward time you've been hit on by a female?" would reach 4 pages?

Faggots.

reported for violence

 

[Professor Rape]

reported for violence

I've got some violence for you right here