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You must be a little gay to attract that type of attention. I’m a handsome man and no gay dude outside of the story I shared has ever thought I was gay or would go for any gay shit.
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What's the most egregiously forward time you've been hit on by a male?
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Was it la hacienda? That place eats pretty good, but I’ve never gotten hit on by an older gay man when I go there
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Gays worship youth and beauty. I was a Jude Law looking twink back then.
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Cock a Cola
GRIDstal Pepsi
Dr. Up The Pooper
Mount a Dude
Mount a Dude Benis Blast
Dr. Nut It's that thing Ignatius Reilly drinks.
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Ditto, but I was white trash with a desk job and you were probably “posh”…Let’s be real, being posh is kind of gay.
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I used to work graveyards at a 711 and two old fags would come in and hit on me in the middle of the night. I'd ring them through as quick as I could and then find something to clean or organize.
Some giant chav faggot in Ottawa latched onto me in the bar. "D'ye like blowjobs?" "Nah that shit is gross." He ended up following me into the bathroom and I thought I might have to stab him. Thankfully my buddy came in to take a leak and I got out of there. Ended up encouraging the faggot to go home before my friends took him out back and busted his big potato head open.
Had a gay roommate for a while and the day he moved in he spent the entire time trying to flirt with me until he finally gave up and declared me straight as an arrow.
Some giant chav faggot in Ottawa latched onto me in the bar. "D'ye like blowjobs?" "Nah that shit is gross." He ended up following me into the bathroom and I thought I might have to stab him. Thankfully my buddy came in to take a leak and I got out of there. Ended up encouraging the faggot to go home before my friends took him out back and busted his big potato head open.
Had a gay roommate for a while and the day he moved in he spent the entire time trying to flirt with me until he finally gave up and declared me straight as an arrow.
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Oh shit that's right some Injun spiked my drink one time. I knew something was wrong because I was only on my third beer and it slipped right out of my hand and smashed on the floor. There were a few of us at the bar and he was a friend of a friend so we packed it up and went to his place. It wasn't very late as far as I remember but as soon as we got there he started trying to make everyone chill out while he turned the lights out. I knew I was going to pass out but I have a rule that I don't crash at people's places when I'm loaded so I grabbed my guitar and went outside.
Last thing I remember is putting my feet on the sidewalk. I woke up at home with all my shit, jacket still on, laying backwards on my bed. I've never blacked out before or since from drinking despite putting down more than one 40 ozer in my time so I know he fucking drugged me.
Last thing I remember is putting my feet on the sidewalk. I woke up at home with all my shit, jacket still on, laying backwards on my bed. I've never blacked out before or since from drinking despite putting down more than one 40 ozer in my time so I know he fucking drugged me.
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The last time you sent me a DM
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So this is what it feels like to be the token fat girl in a group of cuties.
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Dr. PrePper
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Want to go on a road trip to California?
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7inchesUpyourbutt
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Just how tiny are you that you feared being raped in a bars men’s room?
Straight men don’t have gay roommates.
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This guy was huge. 6'5 and probably 290 or more.
The fag worked with my girlfriend and needed a place. Out of my hands.
Edit: I wasn't afraid of being raped. I was afraid of going to prison for stabbing the shit out of him.
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Not that that's always code but it sure was that time.
Had this weird old dude that was playing accordion(I mean he started playing that thing and went into a trance staring off into an abyss) at some type of music event shake my hand after and it felt like there was some sort of growth on his palm that grossed me the fuck out. After I seen't him looking at me here and there. Someone else that shook his hand didn't notice that and I eventually pieced together that he was folding his middle finger into his palm which is some gay shit.
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Had these two weird fags accost me after a Brian Jonestown Massacre show outside the Fillmore. They were like the tweeker fag version of Odenkirk and Smigels characters from Waynes World 2. I don’t know why they would have been at that show maybe they were just walking by. Kept suggesting I come to Sacramento which quickly shortened into “Sack”, repeatedly. “Yeah cum to sack ngh ngh ngh gnaw gnaw gnaw”. Ick
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Sure lil buddy…
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Try to rape me. Go ahead. Try. I dare you.
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I'll carve z's on your cheeks faggot
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I was trying to spend a little alone time in a jerkoff booth at a porn shop, some dude came into my booth & wouldn't leave, kept telling me to pull my cock out, so I just got up & left. I had no idea those places were faggot hookup spots, I'd just go to one & jerk off from time to time in the dialup internet days.