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What will Pat wear on August 24th?

BigBeanFatty

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Headwear:
sweat stained Brewers training cap
straw hat from mexico
free range poof of hair

Top:
ol' stripey. (That's wild!)
fresh (from the 90's) new dress shirt, all shimmery, as seen on news interview.
(half) marathon man mustang hoody
FTM munich hoody
t-shirt (unironed):
  • slurm
  • milorganite
  • smokey bear - stop fascist
  • spocks brain / other star trek
  • captain america / other marvel
  • star wars (post disney)
  • alcohol advertising
  • pink - im here to welp
  • triumph merch
  • the tony two shirt double look.
  • grey chad mugshot threads
  • brewers/packers merch
Outerwear:
Hiliray clinton powersuit
kohls sport blazer
school shooter matrix trench coat

Pants:
bootcut jeans 2004 era
black/grey jeans with overhanging belly
beach shorts

Footwear:
Reef Flipflops (with bottle opener)
white midsoled vandal sneakers
classic 'dad' sneaker (various cons - ziplining)
'dress' shoe (purchased c2009-11 or for his wedding)
Is the matrix trench coat the same as his reinforced motorcycle jacket?
 

JebJoh

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Options for picks add any that have been missed

Headwear:
sweat stained Brewers training cap
straw hat from mexico
free range poof of hair

Top:
ol' stripey. (That's wild!)
fresh (from the 90's) new dress shirt, all shimmery, as seen on news interview.
(half) marathon man mustang hoody
FTM munich hoody
t-shirt (unironed):
  • slurm
  • milorganite
  • smokey bear - stop fascist
  • spocks brain / other star trek
  • captain america / other marvel
  • star wars (post disney)
  • alcohol advertising
  • pink - im here to welp
  • triumph merch
  • the tony two shirt double look.
  • grey chad mugshot threads
  • brewers/packers merch
Outerwear:
Hiliray clinton powersuit
kohls sport blazer
school shooter matrix trench coat

Pants:
bootcut jeans 2004 era
black/grey jeans with overhanging belly
beach shorts

Footwear:
Reef Flipflops (with bottle opener)
white midsoled vandal sneakers
classic 'dad' sneaker (various cons - ziplining)
'dress' shoe (purchased c2009-11 or for his wedding)
I, for one, appreciate the time and thought you put into your answer. Really gives us something to consider when we respond with silly quips and unserious answers. I'm thinking he'll be wearing his fat clothes, because he is very fat, you see
 
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