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What will Pat wear on August 24th?

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Tagine Enthusiast said:
I love how this is genuinely within the realms of possibility. If God is truly is a Patposter, please let him be found either ducking in alleyways or escaping via them birds flying in the mud.
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That’s what’s so entertaining about this whole saga - and as we’ve seen many times anything is possible. Plus nothing gets TV news ratings like a highway chase, especially since drones are common but it would be great if the local Milwaukee news got to break out the traffic helicopter to get footage of a 2008 mustang being chased by police.
 
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JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS said:
Pat is in a difficult situation and needs to make a good impression on the judge on the 24th. He may not have a lawyer, so he needs to dress professionally to show that he is taking this seriously. He should avoid dressing like a lesbian for once so he can prove to the good Judge Sosnay that he's not a disgruntled lowlife who runs away from his personal and financial responsibilities.

My money is on some sort of unbuttoned sport coat and t-shirt with dark jeans combo with those sneakers that the stlaker was wearing when he took the magic marker to Pat's bike. I'd like to see him break out his shiny disco shirt but I don't think it's going to happen.
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Slurm shirt definitely
 
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RickReternal said:
Gotta be the pantsuit, right? Crazy that he may not own a decent pair of shoes and no tie other than the one he got married in (right?). Not the strangest thing about him, not even top 50, but it sure does contrast with his arrogance and his weird belief in his own awesomeness.
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What's worse is go to any clothing thrift store, you can find some great ties that probably retailed at $50 for like $5 a pop.

I only buy new stlaker
 
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