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He'll be wearing the finest Hoolies meatloaf, fully digested of course. As he'll have a mental breakdown and strip then smear himself with shit.
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What will Pat wear on August 24th?
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A diaper
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If he wants to appear honest in front of the judge, I'd suggest he wear the shirt I made for him. It would give him at least a small amount of credibility, which he's otherwise completely lacking.
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I think by that stage Josh had his toes in a jar on the shelf.
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Idk about Pat but I'm packed.
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an orange jumpsuit?
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His Bernell-killing sneakers, so he can take joy in flaunting the unsolved crime in front of a judge
His Milwaukee fertilizer shirt to show the judge that he's all in with da Milwaukee
His womanly blazer because he's poor and fat and can't afford another one
His Milwaukee fertilizer shirt to show the judge that he's all in with da Milwaukee
His womanly blazer because he's poor and fat and can't afford another one
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I'm being told he didn't like it.If he wants to appear honest in front of the judge, I'd suggest he wear the shirt I made for him. It would give him at least a small amount of credibility, which he's otherwise completely lacking.
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He's going to be dressed in what he thinks is an inconspicuous way as he boards his flight to Costa Rica. When we see a picture from the airport, he'll still be wearing that sweaty Brewers hat and ill-fitting sunglasses.
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He can get a tarp from Home Depot
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Whatever he wore to his case with BDA, he’ll wear on the 24th
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Captain America shirt or some sort of Star Wars Rebel Alliance shirt to really make a point that he’s a freedom fighter taking on Nazis to save the world by not showing up for court appointments or paying any of the money he was told to.
His terribly fitting Kohl’s blazer, stlaker sneakers and 25 year old boot cut jeans will complement this snazzy ensemble. Tuft of hair gelled back for an extra greasy and sweaty appearance is optional.
His terribly fitting Kohl’s blazer, stlaker sneakers and 25 year old boot cut jeans will complement this snazzy ensemble. Tuft of hair gelled back for an extra greasy and sweaty appearance is optional.
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Jeans, tshirt, and a super hero blazer (all in XXL sizes of course)
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Pat will wear his black silk shirt and a diaper because he's an incontinent fat idiot with poor fashion sense.
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Options for picks add any that have been missed
Headwear:
sweat stained Brewers training cap
straw hat from mexico
free range poof of hair
Top:
ol' stripey. (That's wild!)
fresh (from the 90's) new dress shirt, all shimmery, as seen on news interview.
(half) marathon man mustang hoody
FTM munich hoody
t-shirt (unironed):
Hiliray clinton powersuit
kohls sport blazer
school shooter matrix trench coat
Pants:
bootcut jeans 2004 era
black/grey jeans with overhanging belly
beach shorts
Footwear:
Reef Flipflops (with bottle opener)
white midsoled vandal sneakers
classic 'dad' sneaker (various cons - ziplining)
'dress' shoe (purchased c2009-11 or for his wedding)
Headwear:
sweat stained Brewers training cap
straw hat from mexico
free range poof of hair
Top:
ol' stripey. (That's wild!)
fresh (from the 90's) new dress shirt, all shimmery, as seen on news interview.
(half) marathon man mustang hoody
FTM munich hoody
t-shirt (unironed):
- slurm
- milorganite
- smokey bear - stop fascist
- spocks brain / other star trek
- captain america / other marvel
- star wars (post disney)
- alcohol advertising
- pink - im here to welp
- triumph merch
- the tony two shirt double look.
- grey chad mugshot threads
- brewers/packers merch
Hiliray clinton powersuit
kohls sport blazer
school shooter matrix trench coat
Pants:
bootcut jeans 2004 era
black/grey jeans with overhanging belly
beach shorts
Footwear:
Reef Flipflops (with bottle opener)
white midsoled vandal sneakers
classic 'dad' sneaker (various cons - ziplining)
'dress' shoe (purchased c2009-11 or for his wedding)
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Only thing missing is his five sizes too small X-Men 2 vest.