What will Pat wear on August 24th?

[T. Booth Willy]

He never misses a rake, so the one time he actually wears something expensive and nice looking will be to the court hearing where he's supposed to plead poverty. He'll probably show up in an Armani suit.

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

Something ill fitting

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Hopefully if he's thinking of a rope tied to a solid object he calls the appropriate crisis line.

 

[guest]

Something ill fitting

"...and Italian and so shiny that I can see my face in it; in stark contrast to your shoes."

 

[Petworth dude]

Sideburns cut up over the ear line?

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AUTISM.

Nice Amish sideburns, stupid.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Lounge Lizard Pat

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Business casual at the tech startup Pat

Those are the only two shirts he owns with a collar.

Nice amorphous physique, stupid.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I'm more curious to see Judge Sosnay's attire, he's known as a fastidious dresser.

 

[Hudson]

He'll borrow Niki's "They're trying to kill us" hoodie so the judge will ask about it and he can go on a ten minute rant about the funsters.

 

[captain_kamala]

One stlaker arrest hearing suit, never worn.

Sounds like an Adrienne Facebook marketplace listing

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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Nice amorphous physique, stupid.

I feel so bad for the button on those jeans.

 

[AliceWorquer]

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Lol. What a pathetic faggot.

 

[FurBurger]

Hopefully something that lets his cell mate access his bottom pretty easily.

There's no sense making Tyrone tear good clothing.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Jeans, sketchers, blazer, Slurm t shirt

 

[Coonskin]

No underwear

 

[eggfeller]

something from the Rosie collection

 

[JebJoh]

I will say he will spend his last few dollars on a full Nudie suit, probably purple with some horses on it

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Better go with the footwear of courtroom champions.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I won't be wearing anything, stlaker. But you will. Enjoy prison.

 

[bantadant]

I love how this is genuinely within the realms of possibility. If God is truly is a Patposter, please let him be found either ducking in alleyways or escaping via them boys flying in the mud.

He starts by driving away, but his piece of shit mustang can't take the highway speeds and the engine bursts into flames, setting fire to nearby bar in the process. He then gets out to "run"