What will Pat wear on August 24th?

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Pat is in a difficult situation and needs to make a good impression on the judge on the 24th. He may not have a lawyer, so he needs to dress professionally to show that he is taking this seriously. He should avoid dressing like a lesbian for once so he can prove to the good Judge Sosnay that he's not a disgruntled lowlife who runs away from his personal and financial responsibilities.

My money is on some sort of unbuttoned sport coat and t-shirt with dark jeans combo with those sneakers that the stlaker was wearing when he took the magic marker to Pat's bike. I'd like to see him break out his shiny disco shirt but I don't think it's going to happen.

 

[Udders]

Handcuffs hopefully.

 

[MonsterSteve]

His Hilary Clinton suit

 

[Ladynyahh]

 

[⚡⚡kikeslayer1488⚡⚡]

His trench coat and sunglasses to intimidate all the stlaker childs in attendance.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Someone here said "Dressed in his finest Slurm shirt" recently and I still laugh about that

 

[Dennis Denuto]

He should avoid dressing like a lesbian for once

wonT happen, liTTle baby child

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Pat is in a difficult situation and needs to make a good impression on the judge on the 24th. He may not have a lawyer, so he needs to dress professionally to show that he is taking this seriously. He should avoid dressing like a lesbian for once so he can prove to the good Judge Sosnay that he's not a disgruntled lowlife who runs away from his personal and financial responsibilities.

My money is on some sort of unbuttoned sport coat and t-shirt with dark jeans combo with those sneakers that the stlaker was wearing when he took the magic marker to Pat's bike. I'd like to see him break out his shiny disco shirt but I don't think it's going to happen.

Sport coat with patches on elbows, a nice beige or brown. I'm here to welp or mustang t-shirt underneath.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Taking into consideration his fetish for stepping on rakes, I wouldn’t put it past him to wear an ascot as a deliberate attempt to piss Sosnay off.

 

[BertCooper]

Like a white trash person trying to emulate a tech executive.

Shitty navy blue Kohl’s blazer, a worn single color t-shirt, four year old Levi’s and dirty white Sketchers sneakers.

 

[Guest]

It’s gotta be his women’s off-the-rack pantsuit. It’s his most formal outfit.

And that’s truly his best bet. He shows up in sneakers or something and Sosnay will already have decided before Pat even speaks.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Whatever it is he won't be wearing underwear.
He's going to look like absolute shit. He couldn't even find decent suit to wear on his wedding day so I don't imagine he'll find one for the contempt hearing that he has shown nothing but contempt for.

 

[FurBurger]

Handcuffs hopefully.

The fat ones, with the XXL chain.

 

[stealthygeek]

The striped special boy collared shirt. Rooting for the German meatloaf one though.

 

[BertCooper]

The striped special boy collared shirt. Rooting for the German meatloaf one though.

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Nice stylish in 2005 shirt, stupid.

 

[patrick is fat]

i hope he wears that weird shiny black shirt he wore in the one news interview

 

[Cuphead]

His stupid Captain America shirt

 

[Guest]

His stupid Captain America shirt

The Honorable Fop Sosnay will love that

 

[RickReternal]

Gotta be the pantsuit, right? Crazy that he may not own a decent pair of shoes and no tie other than the one he got married in (right?). Not the strangest thing about him, not even top 50, but it sure does contrast with his arrogance and his weird belief in his own awesomeness.

 

[Butterknife]

Gotta be the pantsuit, right? Crazy that he may not own a decent pair of shoes and no tie other than the one he got married in (right?). Not the strangest thing about him, not even top 50, but it sure does contrast with his arrogance and his weird belief in his own awesomeness.

This nigga is 43 years old, unemployed for a decade, and doesn't know how to tie a tie. Sosnay is going to love him.