What are some embarrassing identities to have as an adult?

[RedHeadpw2]

Cheap-dick pilots.

Ohhhh there's a $10 ramp fee at Sheltair.

What do you think, the flagger and golf cart for you and your bags should be free? The private terminal with all the free shit in it costs nothing? The crew car is just there because there are extra cars?

And at the shops, fuck. Yeah I know this should be replaced, but can you just sign it off for another year? Magneto every 500 hours!?!?! The fuck am I, made of money?

Yeah, stupid. Your rag-ass ramp rat Cherokee 140 that you painted on the tie-down with a brush and house paint has to meet airworthiness regs whether you can afford it or not. If you don't like it, go get Ebenezer the fossil to pencil-whip your annual and 'be a hero' when your engine quits and you're the only one killed in the crash.

Better yet, but something that's way more plane than you are pilot and take your family for a cruise to smokingholeville.

Even more better, be some dumb cunt 'influencer' who couldn't fly her way out of a tampon wrapper and take your pops with you when you crash and burn.

Fucking retards.

We can ALL relate to that.

Don't mean to derail, but the brothermen want to know. What are your 3 favorite piston driven fighter planes, and why? If you have the time, that is.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

We can ALL relate to that.

Don't mean to derail, but the brothermen want to know. What are your 3 favorite piston driven fighter planes, and why? If you have the time, that is.

Vaught F-4U Corsair.

T-28's are cool and recently got turned onto the Yak's.

I really want a Cessna 195 but insurance is fawkin brutal, brothaman.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Vaught F-4U Corsair.

T-28's are cool and recently got turned onto the Yak's.

I really want a Cessna 195 but insurance is fawkin brutal, brothaman.

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Interesting. Gotta respect the Corsair for sure. I'm a big fan of the ol' P-40E,F&N versions (often underrated), the F6f Hellcat, and the Bf 109F4, late G/K versions. Not a fan of Soviet stuff in general. Thank you, fellow educated brotherman.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Interesting. Gotta respect the Corsair for sure. I'm a big fan of the ol' P-40E,F&N versions (often underrated), the F6f Hellcat, and the Bf 109F4, late G/K versions. Not a fan of Soviet stuff in general. Thank you, fellow educated brotherman.

The WW2 birds you can see at Oshkosh or Sun n Fun, but their days are long gone, unfortunately. L-38's? are cheap but with astronomical operating costs.

Yaks are what T-6's were 25 years ago, cheap warbirds with good parts availability. But they're left-rudder planes as their radials rotate the opposite way.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Fat
"Mentally ill"
"Drug addict"

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

The WW2 birds you can see at Oshkosh or Sun n Fun, but their days are long gone, unfortunately. L-38's? are cheap but with astronomical operating costs.

Yaks are what T-6's were 25 years ago, cheap warbirds with good parts availability. But they're left-rudder planes as their radials rotate the opposite way.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

 

[Africa.com]

Vaught F-4U Corsair.

T-28's are cool and recently got turned onto the Yak's.

I really want a Cessna 195 but insurance is fawkin brutal, brothaman.

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My brother used to have a Piper Arrow. His wife forced him to sell it when they moved. I loved taking random outings in that thing

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

Chiefs fan

Disney adults

Anime/Loli crap

Furries-saw one at an antique store with my mom. Fun explaining that shit to her. He even popped up in the People of Walmart book.

Hipsters

Dudes wearing mustaches right now. Look like pedophiles. Short shorts and other "retro" lewks.

 

[LingerLonger]

Disney adults

Even worse is that Disney changed its entire business model around these mentally ill faggots. And made their parks no longer family friendly.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Even worse is that Disney changed its entire business model around these mentally ill faggots. And made their parks no longer family friendly.

they're still very family friendly if you want to raise your child as a autistic, transsexual retard

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Even worse is that Disney changed its entire business model around these mentally ill faggots. And made their parks no longer family friendly.

Crazy how they gave up on their core fanbase for some goofballs that never gave a shit in the first place. Disney used to put out hit after hit. You knew you were going to get a quality product if it had that name on it. Now its a joke and they report huge losses. They arent anywhere near bankrupt but that know they fucked up. Now when I see a disney product I dont even bother. If it gets some good reviews I might eventually check it out but im not going out of my way. Same with Marvel/Star wars. Stuff I used to look forward to is now avoided.

 

[Stent]

Even more better, be some dumb cunt 'influencer' who couldn't fly her way out of a tampon wrapper and take your pops with you when you crash and burn.

I blame him. He knew he raised a retard.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Same with Marvel/Star wars

Are both Disney now too

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Foodies - No you’re just a fat slob.

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

Now when I see a disney product I dont even bother.

Same with Marvel/Star wars. Stuff I used to look forward to is now avoided.

Good, now you can act like a grown man, faggot

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

related

Now that you're an adult, and you know that adults can be absolute undercover scccummmbags, do you look at all your teachers, and coaches and have that realization that they were legit closet perverts

Lol nobody wanted to fuck you as a child. You just have brainwashed yourself online

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

My brother used to have a Piper Arrow. His wife forced him to sell it when they moved. I loved taking random outings in that thing

That sucks

 

[BrotherMan1488]

We literally have a sitting U.S. President that is sniffing children right out in the open. Almost so many times that is has become comedic instead of disturbing. Biden has sniffed and fondled so many kids on camera it's a normalized and laughed at behavior instead of being a despised one. Trump is too much of an Epstein friend to ever bring this up at the debates or in public.

We have gone from hanging fags in public in the early 1900s. To shaming them out of the public but allowing them to live in the 60s. Then letting them come out of the closet during the height of AIDS in the 80s. To now literally allowing them to "marry" and hold sodomite rallies with children and do 'story hour' readings to elementary school kids.

It's ok cuz Bidens a Democrat like Howard Stern doing blackface and saying nigger

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Chef.

I know I bang the chef drum a lot but guys who act tough because they make burgers while having tattoos are fags.

Waitress.

Women who act tough because they wait tables are also faggots. Nice high school job, stupid.

I could elaborate more but I feel like you know what I mean.