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Real honey doesn't come out of plastic squeeze bottles you fat heathen. Does that 'honey' bottle prevent fascist liars too?
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Real honey doesn't come out of plastic squeeze bottles you fat heathen. Does that 'honey' bottle prevent fascist liars too?
Would tongue her anus, child.
She already gave me an OTPHJ followed by deepthroatWould tongue her anus, child.
Yet he still has to load it with sugar and creamer. Everything has to taste like candy.He drinks tea cause coffee is icky.
He also enjoys his blow*, Just a fawkin taste.He destroys twinky wine lawyers
Don't forget about his fawkin massive piece
I thought Pat’s self swatter took him off the pay no mind list. Looks like fat boy is using his influx of cash from the in laws and he’s back in business.Gee, right on time after the debt docs comes out and embarrassed piggy
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They left a note, not a swat - stupid. Let’s check those MPD reports to see if he’s making this up.
Update - just checked MPD, there’s a report of a shooting at 12:56AM.
EDIT - I fucked up, it was the apartment complex next to Pat…I think this is the actions of desperate pig
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Stop! My dick can only get so hardI dated a BPD chick once that would manically punch herself in the sides of the head as hard as she could if I told her no, or refuted some bullshit story.
Patrick:"Niki's mom"
They should be in Africa like my dad and Roland the headless Thompson gunner were, to help out the remaining whites. Pat wants to be a capeshit hero he should slay niggers not tweet.That's what you get for living in Monkey Land, loser. Wild niggers shooting at each other over pitiful sums of money and perceived slights. A white man of your age shouldn't be living in the Congo or anywhere else where there are police calls for shootings, but you're a tremendous failure so there it is.
deepthroat *through* the pants?!She already gave me an OTPHJ followed by deepthroat
Not a bot, child.
Do you guys think the bar really got him that? More likely they had it and an employee just gave it to him.
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