Welp…43

[BudDickman]

Two weeks since the last incident, have I missed something? Nope, turns out he doesn’t know how many weeks are in a month.

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I haven't run my script that checks the call logs. Has anyone checked whether these are totally made up, like the ones he had after he lost access to Torswats?

 

[Opesterino]

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what a filthy fucking pig..

 

[HH Brother]

Heart healthy vomit spittal souflette, funster.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Couch crumbs souflette, funster.

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Nothing says "mediterranean cuisine" like plain white toast.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Nothing says "mediterranean cuisine" like plain white toast.

And a whole cinnamon stick and huge pieces of completely raw and undressed parsley

 

[Jenna]

"We didn't hire any lawyers stlaker, my mother in law did."

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There's no logical reason to behave like Patrick & Niki did if they were making their own decisions. Blow $1000+ on lawyers to set up and approve an amortization plan, only to not pay it and ghost the trustee?

Not even Patrick is THAT stupid.

 

[guest]

Wait a minute…I fucked up
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That’s Pats neighbors, either he’s calling for places that aren’t his house or having someone report it to next door so they don’t think it’s him doing it.

When I have time and if that site has an API, I will see how many times they've gone to the zoo next for shooting calls. If they were a rarity before the Pat swat aga, to Pat's credit, I would characterize this as evidence that he is not behind them. Assuming torswats wasn't lying, Patrick would obviously be too paranoid to do it again. If it was torswats or a troll doing it for laughs, why would they SWAT the apartment next door? It literally doesn't affect him to the point where he didn't even know it happened until seeing the note on his door.

What I will say though, is that this is perfect timing for Patrick. I'm still convinced he's doing it himself, it's also possible torswats is totally full of shit

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

And a whole cinnamon stick and huge pieces of completely raw and undressed parsley

That is locally grown and harvested cilantro, child.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

There was no note. The call was for another address, why would the police leave a note for the fucking neighbors?

I do hope no one from Reddit asks him for a screencap of the note.


lol I forgot that was a gift. What a stupid one too, we know Rick and Drinkki rarely cook and when they do it's always a disaster.

It was prob her way to encourage them to stop eating out so much to cut down on expenses.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It must be trumpers...

these people all fall back on that.

 

[guest]

This is the same as journaling when he takes a dump. Nothing is happening.

 

[Chive Turkey]

It was prob her way to encourage them to stop eating out so much to cut down on expenses.

Judging from Pat's waistline, it didn't work.

 

[guest]

Since pat can't use torswats anymore I'm sure he just used a payphone not realizing not only can that be traced, but businesses around there will certainly have security footage.

"Wow that looks like the guy who killed bernell trammel!"

He could have also realized he was being a retard and either got somebody who knows what they're doing to order them, or he found a different service. He is a total retard, but even he knows he is way too dumb to figure all this shit out

 

[SFWA liaison]

He’s imploding.

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which Technicality Tomlinson is it:

• they hired a single lawyer, singular
• Lynne was the one who hired him
• The attorney is a friend of Nikki and he does it as a favor
• all of the above

I don't know what he's saying otherwise, that two atalkers showed up to Miller&Miller and forged their signatures? lol

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s taking this “opportunity” to retweet himself. He 100% did this and called the house next door so nothing would happen to him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Go fall in a volcano Jon

Solely dedicated? That’s a lie!

 

[guest]

Pays for a 30k dollar rake, steps on it. Pays for a 1500 dollar rake to avoid the 30k dollar rake, steps on that one, too. Gets mad and dials 1-800-RAKE-MEE.

Rake me
Rake me, my friend
Rake me
Rake me, PrisEN

You are my little ones
You are my little ones . . .

 

[porquedealer]

If the call was to 2617 then it should be fine to FOIA and find out if Tomlinson was even involved.
Wouldn't look good if the police report come back and had nothing to do with fatty

 

[SFWA liaison]

Go fall in a volcano Jon
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Solely dedicated? That’s a lie!

"after the end of kiwifarms (that is still operating..." lol Jón rules

also Pat is very rude to Uncle Paul, Hildy, Shane Nokes, etc. when he says this forums is solely dedicated to him and his family. What a cunt.

 

[guest]

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I didn't realize that funnel was a revolutionary design that allows the dish to "reclaim moisture." I'm still using a lid on all my pots and pans.

He's throwing out his forks and spoons because he learned that you can use a scrap of Lavash to scoop up food with your right hands fingers. Never the left. He wipes with the left.