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Just now noticing his brand of tea in the top picture. He drinks Twinings English "Irish" breakfast tea instead of the vastly superior and actually Irish Barry's. Must be what prods drink when they're not wearing orange and pretending to be British. Think of the scale of failure to suck at being plastic Irish. Even his taste in beer sucks.
Oopsie doodles, he’s going to announce a mid-June letter drop I guess.Two weeks since the last incident, have I missed something? Nope, turns out he doesn’t know how many weeks are in a month.
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Just now noticing his brand of tea in the top picture. He drinks Twinings English "Irish" breakfast tea instead of the vastly superior and actually Irish Barry's. Must be what prods drink when they're not wearing orange and pretending to be British. Think of the scale of failure to suck at being plastic Irish. Even his taste in beer sucks.
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Piss yellow teeth caused by tea confirmed.
Oh shit Sleepy Time Tea Bear makes an appearance on Pat's twitter.
That's in a box in the corner of the house somewhere now
I for one am here for the Joe Cumia shenanigans
Typos galore since his noon, too. Agree he’s drunk.He's really doing da bit today. Must be hammered already
Gee, right on time after the debt docs comes out and embarrassed piggy
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They left a note, not a swat - stupid. Let’s check those MPD reports to see if he’s making this up.
Update - just checked MPD, there’s a report of a shooting at 12:56AM.
EDIT - I fucked up, it was the apartment complex next to Pat…I think this is the actions of desperate pig
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Who’s this Ruben character and what’s his backstory? Intense young man. Takes his job seriously. Nerves but also knows how to center himself.
He was the young gunslinger that won the california side of the lawsuit. Took pats lawyer to the cleaners.Who’s this Ruben character and what’s his backstory? Intense young man. Takes his job seriously. Nerves but also knows how to center himself.
He destroys twinky wine lawyersWho’s this Ruben character and what’s his backstory? Intense young man. Takes his job seriously. Nerves but also knows how to center himself.
Don't forget about his fawkin massive pieceHe was the young gunslinger that won the california side of the lawsuit. Took pats lawyer to the cleaners.
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