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Slackjawed Cow

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Honey Badger

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I dated a BPD chick once that would manically punch herself in the sides of the head as hard as she could if I told her no, or refuted some bullshit story. Thats what this is. Patrick hurting himself to garner sympathy from his retarded in-laws that are still believing him. Unbelievable.
How was that head game though? Probably pretty nuts, am I right?
 
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Pig sees these tweets where people are predicting he will self swat, and then he does it and I guaranfuckingtee you he is sending the police the screenshots like "see officer, child. They are the ones saying it's me and then they do the swattings!!". Pig trying to frame innocents. Can't wait till he's in prison for this shit. Fuck you Pat this shit isn't fooling anyone, faggot bitch tits.
 

Chive Turkey

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Sure of course right after the court stuff. Also, why even leave the note?
There was no note. The call was for another address, why would the police leave a note for the fucking neighbors?

I do hope no one from Reddit asks him for a screencap of the note.

Yet another lie. He posted about Lynne paying for the red Le Creuset Cast Iron Tagine. Trust me, it’s the most obscure Pat lore I’ve based my entire identity around.
lol I forgot that was a gift. What a stupid one too, we know Rick and Drinkki rarely cook and when they do it's always a disaster.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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While pats followers dont often respond, I wonder what they think when actual legal/official documents that prove pat is liar and that he cant even acknowledge what is clearly facts/proof that hold up in court. His whole life is living in denial. Finally he is bound to a punishment he will have to answer to in one way or another. He has ran from responsibility from is own actions his whole life. I hope this new development results in pat having to enter a courtroom in person. He will 100% make an ass of himself and there is a 80% chance he gets hit with Contempt of Court charge for flipping out.
 
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