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Prison Enjoyer said:
Oinking up a storm right now
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Those Tiny Tim edits are going well, I see.
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No pun intended, but I think we're witnessing a chapter of Patrick's life changing:
  • Patrick has never made money selling books; he made money from advances, and even he must be realizing he's never getting another one of those... and while this next statement is a guess, I'm assuming his meetings with his agent haven't gone as well as Patrick hoped; realistically, what kind of market is there for this Tiny Tim novel?
  • He's almost certainly been notified by now of the new post-judgement costs from his lolsuit, and he knows he's stuck with them -- I'd guess the cost of successful striking them down would equal out to about the same as just paying the bill, and if he lost (which he probably would) he'd just be deeper in the hole. His previous lawyers want nothing to do with him, and they're jokes anyway.
  • Tied into the above, I wonder if Lynne told Patrick she's not paying any legal fees newly incurred by her dumbass son-in-law, the buck has to stop somewhere...
  • Patrick must be almost tapped out monetarily speaking -- he considers a regular job to be beneath him, but he must need money and it must be becoming apparent his writing ain't going to pay the bills... But what kind of job is he even qualified to do?
I believe within the next six months Patrick is going to have to get a job, and it's just now slowly dawning on him that his afternoons spent dawdling away on the couch or running up a tab at the bar are coming to an unceremonious end.
 
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No pun intended, but I think we're witnessing a chapter of Patrick's life changing:
  • Patrick has never made money selling books; he made money from advances, and even he must be realizing he's never getting another one of those... and while this next statement is a guess, I'm assuming his meetings with his agent haven't gone as well as Patrick hoped; realistically, what kind of market is there for this Tiny Tim novel?
  • He's almost certainly been notified by now of the new post-judgement costs from his lolsuit, and he knows he's stuck with them -- I'd guess the cost of successful striking them down would equal out to about the same as just paying the bill, and if he lost (which he probably would) he'd just be deeper in the hole. His previous lawyers want nothing to do with him, and they're jokes anyway.
  • Tied into the above, I wonder if Lynne told Patrick she's not paying any legal fees newly incurred by her dumbass son-in-law, the buck has to stop somewhere...
  • Patrick must be almost tapped out monetarily speaking -- he considers a regular job to be beneath him, but he must need money and it must be becoming apparent his writing ain't going to pay the bills... But what kind of job is he even qualified to do?
I believe within the next six months Patrick is going to have to get a job, and it's just now slowly dawning on him that his afternoons spent dawdling away on the couch or running up a tab at the bar are coming to an unceremonious end.
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Standup will pay the bills, child.
 
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No pun intended, but I think we're witnessing a chapter of Patrick's life changing:
  • Patrick has never made money selling books; he made money from advances, and even he must be realizing he's never getting another one of those... and while this next statement is a guess, I'm assuming his meetings with his agent haven't gone as well as Patrick hoped; realistically, what kind of market is there for this Tiny Tim novel?
  • He's almost certainly been notified by now of the new post-judgement costs from his lolsuit, and he knows he's stuck with them -- I'd guess the cost of successful striking them down would equal out to about the same as just paying the bill, and if he lost (which he probably would) he'd just be deeper in the hole. His previous lawyers want nothing to do with him, and they're jokes anyway.
  • Tied into the above, I wonder if Lynne told Patrick she's not paying any legal fees newly incurred by her dumbass son-in-law, the buck has to stop somewhere...
  • Patrick must be almost tapped out monetarily speaking -- he considers a regular job to be beneath him, but he must need money and it must be becoming apparent his writing ain't going to pay the bills... But what kind of job is he even qualified to do?
I believe within the next six months Patrick is going to have to get a job, and it's just now slowly dawning on him that his afternoons spent dawdling away on the couch or running up a tab at the bar are coming to an unceremonious end.
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To add to this, The Ark came out in 2015, meaning he's been working this author angle for around a decade.

Simultaneously, Trump became president in 2016 and a whole gang of terminally-online liberals on Twitter started collecting paychecks from the DNC; the prospect of joining this group has undoubtedly been top-of-mind for Patrick for many, many years now.

His author career appears to be over, even if he did sell books (which he hasn't) his poor, drunken behavior at conventions and online has him all but blacklisted from sci-fi; SFWA apparently won't even return his calls. (Hence perhaps taking this stab -- that won't work -- with Tiny Tim?) And his paid DNC-shill gig never materialized; one look at his Twitter antics and it's apparent why that's a pipedream even Pat must surely be awaking from...

So what's the future hold? No more day drinking, no more mid-afternoon naps... No more 280-tweet binges "childing" people on Twitter... More "yes sir right away sir" and "would you like fries with that?" Patrick would be blessed to get a job as a waiter at a high-end restaurant, like that one hardworking father in Vegas he mocked all those years ago...
 
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
It seems far-fetched but if he was doing some crazy long form character he would be the greatest comic of all time. I know Sasha Baron Cohen was known for never breaking character - even when he got arrested while filming borat he would call his lawyer still as borat.
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The only time he broke is when he got chased by orthodox Jews as Bruno in Israel. They were going to beat him up for being a fag
 
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