UP WITH AN OINK !!!!

[guest]

It seems far-fetched but if he was doing some crazy long form character he would be the greatest comic of all time. I know Sasha Baron Cohen was known for never breaking character - even when he got arrested while filming borat he would call his lawyer still as borat.

What would you do if a documentary came out and it was about how he completely worked everybody for years?

My level of respect for him would skyrocket and I would probably go see it in theaters like 10 times.

 

[StlakerFatti]

His insane social media addiction is so bad at this point it needs to be named after him.

Patrick Tomlinson Syndrome

 

[SFWA liaison]

I would guess adderall but usually you lose weight on that.

even more reason to think he'd abuse those pills, god knows he needs the weight loss

he hasn't posted a selfie since August, he knows he looks disgusting

 

[quasi101]

Crazy bastard is fully off the deep end at this point. These are insane numbers even for him.

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fucking stat chasers. This is why advanced metrics are bullshit

 

[Harry Powell]

even more reason to think he'd abuse those pills, god knows he needs the weight loss

he hasn't posted a selfie since August, he knows he looks disgusting

I think his mother purposefully kept him from Adderall. He only ever tried Ritalin and Wellbutrin. I think Adderall would change his life in a variety of ways, some good, some horrific. The increase in his egotism would be unreal.

 

[fricklefrackle]

He has no real friends, never has, and seriously thinks his "followers" are his friends. Search for when he mentions "followers" if you ever feel your hatred for him waning:

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22followers%22(from%3A%40stealthygeek)&src=typed_query&f=live

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

even more reason to think he'd abuse those pills, god knows he needs the weight loss

he hasn't posted a selfie since August, he knows he looks disgusting

The skinniest I was in years was when I was taking adderall while selling cars. I went from like 185-190 down to 160 in like two months. I think I sold something like 32 cars one of those months. Fawking legal speed.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He has no real friends, never has, and seriously thinks his "followers" are his friends. Search for when he mentions "followers" if you ever feel your hatred for him waning:

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22followers%22(from%3A%40stealthygeek)&src=typed_query&f=live

He does believe his followers are all his friends - what a sad lonely fat fruit

 

[Rudderman]

An addict can't be helped until they acknowledge that they have a problem and want help for it.

I can't even imagine what Pat's rock bottom looks like.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

An addict can't be helped until they acknowledge that they have a problem and want help for it.

I can't even imagine what Pat's rock bottom looks like.

Very true, he’s denied he has a seriously severe social media addiction with how he can’t stop responding with the same phrase over and over and not think that’s mentally ill. I think his rock bottom would Niki divorcing him because he can’t stop tweeting

 

[RickReternal]

Very true, he’s denied he has a seriously severe social media addiction with how he can’t stop responding with the same phrase over and over and not think that’s mentally ill. I think his rock bottom would Niki divorcing him because he can’t stop tweeting

I still laugh and shake my head at him picking up his phone and showing it to the NBC reporter as the texts were coming in. I’m sure he had to stop himself from immediately fearpasting, interview be damned.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Up and fat 'em.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I still laugh and shake my head at him picking up his phone and showing it to the NBC reporter as the texts were coming in. I’m sure he had to stop himself from immediately fearpasting, interview be damned.

I like to imagine he has told every news outlet doing a piece on him their are accounts pretending to be his fence, liver, hat, and toilet attack him on twitter and they have to try their hardest not to laugh and explain they won’t be using that information.

 

[guest]

He brought back the classic "report for impersonation and block" this morning. And he retweeted Brianna Wu who is currently making even normie liberals mad.

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You can usually trace these manic episodes back to something.

It's no "Tell me what democracy looks like?" But I could imagine some fat lesbians chanting this.

 

[guest]

Twitter is like heroin to him.

Heroin makes you thin.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Heroin makes you thin.

Not if you sprinkle that shit on cheeseburgers.

 

[fricklefrackle]

He's currently at 194 prisonings.

 

[UnPRePared]

He's at currently 194 prisonings.

 

[PickleRickle]

I've gotta wake up at 5am to get into work for 7, and this nigger had already sent 150 prison threats before my lunch break? Yikes.

 

[Honoria]

At this point he's stalking these people!