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It seems far-fetched but if he was doing some crazy long form character he would be the greatest comic of all time. I know Sasha Baron Cohen was known for never breaking character - even when he got arrested while filming borat he would call his lawyer still as borat.
What would you do if a documentary came out and it was about how he completely worked everybody for years?

My level of respect for him would skyrocket and I would probably go see it in theaters like 10 times.
 
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even more reason to think he'd abuse those pills, god knows he needs the weight loss

he hasn't posted a selfie since August, he knows he looks disgusting
I think his mother purposefully kept him from Adderall. He only ever tried Ritalin and Wellbutrin. I think Adderall would change his life in a variety of ways, some good, some horrific. The increase in his egotism would be unreal.
 

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He has no real friends, never has, and seriously thinks his "followers" are his friends. Search for when he mentions "followers" if you ever feel your hatred for him waning:

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even more reason to think he'd abuse those pills, god knows he needs the weight loss

he hasn't posted a selfie since August, he knows he looks disgusting
The skinniest I was in years was when I was taking adderall while selling cars. I went from like 185-190 down to 160 in like two months. I think I sold something like 32 cars one of those months. Fawking legal speed.
 

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An addict can't be helped until they acknowledge that they have a problem and want help for it.

I can't even imagine what Pat's rock bottom looks like.
Very true, he’s denied he has a seriously severe social media addiction with how he can’t stop responding with the same phrase over and over and not think that’s mentally ill. I think his rock bottom would Niki divorcing him because he can’t stop tweeting
 

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Very true, he’s denied he has a seriously severe social media addiction with how he can’t stop responding with the same phrase over and over and not think that’s mentally ill. I think his rock bottom would Niki divorcing him because he can’t stop tweeting
I still laugh and shake my head at him picking up his phone and showing it to the NBC reporter as the texts were coming in. I’m sure he had to stop himself from immediately fearpasting, interview be damned.
 

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I still laugh and shake my head at him picking up his phone and showing it to the NBC reporter as the texts were coming in. I’m sure he had to stop himself from immediately fearpasting, interview be damned.
I like to imagine he has told every news outlet doing a piece on him their are accounts pretending to be his fence, liver, hat, and toilet attack him on twitter and they have to try their hardest not to laugh and explain they won’t be using that information.
 
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