"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

[DominusOdium]

Thanks for dropping a shitton of new Rick lore without a single benefit coming back to you. Christ, imagine how much his life would change if he could just accept he is a lolcow and no deus ex machina is coming to save him. Every time he repeats his innocent boy version of events, more people are there in the comments saying he's full of shit.

Took your hot wife to meet your forum buddies and she left with the mod. That's enough lolmilk to feed me for half a year.

Mods get all the pussy

 

[Stent]

: You know what would definitely help my situation? Talking to another dead-end podcast whereupon I divulge lots of new information for my stlakers to laugh about. Niki, we're about to turn a corner with these felons.

 

[Rdrk]

This man is insane. Javier's podcast gave him such a narcissistic injury that he immediately started looking for a second, better podcast to correct the record. And finally found one that just lets him bloviate without doing anything crazy like asking questions or being skeptical in the least.

 

[Andy Elliott]

Every time he explains the pepperoni thing it's so funny. Crazy he doesn't see the humor in it despite telling the situation as a joke— "I was giving away free food during the pandemic, BUT the secret ingredient is..."

 

[CompoundBasement]

This man is insane. Javier's podcast gave him such a narcissistic injury that he immediately started looking for a second, better podcast to correct the record. And finally found one that just lets him bloviate without doing anything crazy like asking questions or being skeptical in the least.

You're on to something there. Fatso flipped the fuck out when he saw Spotify's giant Times Square billboard promoting Javier's podcast. Fatso tried and failed to get his followers to bully Javier and get some sort of boycott going and it only led to Javier telling him to "never change". Fatso snapped that day. Narcissistic injury cuts deep for him and all of his many personality disorders react in the worst ways possible when he's bested, which happens often.

 

[Humanatee]

Multiple people on both the reddit and instagram posts have commented on how weird it was that he brought up the whole story about his wife and daughter leaving him and then he never mentions the daughter again. He really does think he's smarter than everyone else and can trick people by telling the parts of his story that make him look sympathetic or ultra smart and brave and omitting everything else.

Nobody with a brain has any sympathy for you, pig because they can see what a narcissistic, lying, manipulative oinker you are.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He pronounced it Q-mia.

The brother Joe pronunciation. He's all in with da Joe lore

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I’d like to see Pat do a 2 hour podcast that isn’t about his stlakers. He’s really into politics. He loves talking about it on Twitter. Go on a political podcast, fatass. Shoot the shit with some like minded individuals. I’d love to hear his theories and for him to lay out the evidence behind them.

What am I even talking about. He would never do that because he’s a chronic retard.

That would require a conversation and the possibility of being exposed as a fraud and a dummy. It's much easier to have one way conversations on Twitter and pretend you're conquering Nazis

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Patton Oswalt really did kill his wife, though.

 

[ISO__JOE]

He genuinely believes he is some intellectual genius. The first 5 minutes of this are unbearable.

“I never studied and crushed the curve on every test.”

Did ya?

“I never fit in with other kids because I was too smart for my own good.”

Were ya? That’s demonstrably untrue. A person with average level intelligence would know better than to do this podcast and detail how your wife got stolen by a man with a giant dong.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Busted the curve, Child.
87th from a class of 113 tractor driving bumpkins.

 

[TorpidSloth]

"I would just show up and bust the curve on every test I took."

This should move into the Top 10 most ridiculous things he's ever said. Only a narcissist/arrogant dickhead would say this and practically everyone listening to this podcast would immediately lose any sympathy for him. His personality is so absurd that even in the middle of trying to garner sympathy from strangers, he's still can't resist the insane impulse he has to (lie) brag about himself and make himself look amazing/smart/tough.

But further, not only is it an easily provable lie, we have the proof! We have his transcripts showing his abysmal grades. If he was acing all of his tests to a degree that he was "busting the curve" (whatever that means in fucking high school), his teachers would have given him solid grades regardless of anything else. But he got D or worse in practically anything. Fat asshole.

It would be a ridiculous thing to say even if it was true which, of course, it's not.

I really tried listening to it as an objective person who'd never heard of him before, but he immediately comes off as hateable.

Who gives a shit what your parents did or where they met? What kind of "adventurous man" would spend his entire adult life in the same small rural town?

"The other kids in school didn't want to play with me because I was far too smart and sophisticated for them." No, it's because their innate kids weirdo radar picked up immediately on what a smug shithead you are.

I find it hard to believe that his school psychologist mother worked any place other tha the school he went to, given how remote he says the place was. He probably snitched to her all the time.

Like you said, a lazy but bright kid who didn't apply themselves but aced the tests would get a B or C, not Ds and Fs. Now he's good will hunting, his teachers expressing their frustration at his wasted potential. No worries, he breezes into "college" (with a retard's GPA) and suddenly excels. Now he's popular Pat because he's left the small town dullard hicks behind and meets like-minded urbane cosmopolitans and <gasp> "people from other countries." He was killing it, but decides to leave before getting a degree to go sell Amway.

He really has no clue how ridiculous he comes across as.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Dummy says we gave up on Patton Oswald because Patton had the resources to shut us down, like Patton had to get a team of lawyers or something to stop all the allegations. No, Fat, we got bored with Patton because he paid us no mind. You fucking big headed retard.

We've been directly telling you how to make it all stop for YEARS. You don't stop engaging because you WANT to be known for something, for ANYTHING even if it's being Wisconsin's fattest swatting victim.

Sorry for flying off the handle there

The way he talked about Patton vs him a couple times seemed like he was walking the surely huge number of listeners into starting a "let's fight back against nazis" gofundme where he gets unlimited lawyer and bodyguard money that he'd actually spend on trips to board game conventions.

 

[Kurt_Love]

The brother Joe pronunciation. He's all in with da Joe lore

In Pat's telling the show broke up partly because we got mad at Anth for his times square tweets. Then we attacked he and Joe. But we're right wing nazis.

 

[Humanatee]

Now he's good will hunting

Good Will Truffle Hunting

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

"The other kids in school didn't want to play with me because I was far too smart and sophisticated for them." No, it's because their innate kids weirdo radar picked up immediately on what a smug shithead you are.

Did he actually admit that he was mostly friendless in school? I don't think he's ever done this.

 

[PogromStallone]

Anime and video games turn people into weird ass mother fuckers. Pray for @PogromStallone

Thanks, babe.

 

[SpaceEdge]

The property they all lived at was 119 east Howard Street portage wi

The owner is ades dad, the following people are tagged as having that address at some point

-ade
-pat
-jon
-jons.ex wife Linda moisey

It's also a duplex (look it up)
If you're going by paper records, at some point jon and his wife lived in a duplex ades dad owned.
The timeline reports them there 2011.
It's possible it was only Jon, but if that's the case it's weird because his ex wife has more of a paper trail at the address than he does

 

[TorpidSloth]

Did he actually admit that he was mostly friendless in school? I don't think he's ever done this.

Basically yes. Early on he says he always got on better with adults than with other kids during his school days.

 

[RobertMewler]

Basically yes. Early on he says he always got on better with adults than with other kids during his school days.

When I was in school anyone who was friends with adults with authority (teachers, etc.) was suspected as being a snitch. No wonder he was so hated. He was definitely a faggot tattle tale.