"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

[Opesterino]

"The joke on the B&R subreddit was that if a tree fell in the woods and no one was around, he’d parachute in to call it a “stlaker.”

haha redditors might hate rick more than we do.. getting torn to shreds in that comment sections.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Not good.

The forums basically fill the hole left by their barren marriage.

That's fawkin' deep

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I just started. This intro guy's got a great lisping whispery NPR voice.

"What if they delighted in your misery?"

Problem?

 

[FamilyDollar]

Poopballs, comment?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Rick is accusing PCJ of being a child abandoner . What is is that Jackie always says? Something about projection?

Edit: why is he giving us extra lore about his cucking? This is insane

Edit 2: the lappening was the first time Adrienne and PcJ met. He immediately alpha’d Rick out of the picture

The man who raised Rick’s own daughter as his own is the child abandoner. A ok Rickles.

I mean Ade did kill him with her Midwestern rube dishes like tater tot casseroles. PCJ’s heart couldn’t handle all that sugar, starch and fat.

 

[RickReternal]

Remember Rick pretending he was "burried in strange" post divorce?

2 dates between marriages.

"During this time, I started going out on dates.
I think it was my third first date where I met a very, very bright, very interesting
very ambitious, very well-read, very funny, beautiful young lady."

Niki well-read? I mean, come on. She’s not any of those other things either.

Just seeing this now -- fuck, step away for a few hours and miss things.

He says "unbeknounst" about 9:30 in instead of "unbeknownst", retarded rube faggot

He also says “cloitered” rather than “cloistered” about Westfield at the start. Mispronunciation aside, it’s not what the word means. He wanted “isolated.” Anyhow, Jon still saw his son after his divorce. What happened with your kid, Pat?

 

[BUBBLER]

Niki well-read? I mean, come on. She’s not any of those other things either.

He also says “cloitered” rather than “cloistered” about Westfield at the start. Mispronunciation aside, it’s not what the word means. He wanted “isolated.” Anyhow, Jon still saw his son after his divorce. What happened with your kid, Pat?

Plus if he lost one and gained one, that makes him neutral

Pat just abandoned one

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

New lore: Ade was trying to get pregnant as far back as 2008 but didn't achieve it until 2011. She got pregnant TWICE with PCJ with no effort. Meanwhile Nikki never conceived.

Pat has weird dysgenic sperm and his faucet wiener can't reach the depths of the pussy in which babies are made

Unfortunately for Annabelle, Tomlinson genetic markers are all over her face. So he did succeed once.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

He wants me arrested for my tweets, this rotten fat bastard, I hope his fucking fat head gets blown off the next time Jackie swats him.

 

[DominusOdium]

He has yet to promote this on his Twitter. Interesting.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

He has yet to promote this on his Twitter. Interesting.

Somebody should take the initiative and plug it for him

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Somebody should take the initiative and plug it for him

Fat Faggot with Bitch Tits waxes poetic about how great he is, when everyone knows he’s an obese jobless faggot married to a coon fart obsessive frump.

 

[firstimelongtime]

All of the posts in there dislike patso, everyone should read them

Since it was published I’ve been checking the Reddit for it and nothing. The last thread was started like 3 days ago. Fucking finally. Please don't fuck with it, I wanna see how retarded or not their fans are.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Dummy says we gave up on Patton Oswald because Patton had the resources to shut us down, like Patton had to get a team of lawyers or something to stop all the allegations. No, Fat, we got bored with Patton because he paid us no mind. You fucking big headed retard.

We've been directly telling you how to make it all stop for YEARS. You don't stop engaging because you WANT to be known for something, for ANYTHING even if it's being Wisconsin's fattest swatting victim.

Sorry for flying off the handle there

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Is this him and not some AI? His “cloitered life” and “Norm MaDonald” busted my ribs

 

[EraGodless]

Man he is full of himself. Also leaving out that he never graduated college, talking about honor roll. You fat retard an actual accolade is graduated summa cum laude, but you don’t know that bc you did 1 yr at a junior college

I guess you forgot that he "passed," all of his AP tests even though he had to take Algebra 2 as a senior because he got a D one semester and failed the second semester of his junior year. He also flat out sucked in HS all four years- somehow finished worse than he started (and he started poorly as well). A decent amount of kids start off well but tail off senior year or so. And some kids start poorly but finish strong because they want to go to a decent college. Patrick was legit not college material (when high schools were begging kids to go to college) from 1994-1998. He's stupid, you see.

 

[EraGodless]

Dummy says we gave up on Patton Oswald because Patton had the resources to shut us down, like Patton had to get a team of lawyers or something to stop all the allegations. No, Fat, we got bored with Patton because he paid us no mind. You fucking big headed retard.

We've been directly telling you how to make it all stop for YEARS. You don't stop engaging because you WANT to be known for something, for ANYTHING even if it's being Wisconsin's fattest swatting victim.

Sorry for flying off handle there

I gave up on Patton Oswalt because he's utterly forgettable. As a matter of fact, I saw him in something recently and it reminded me that he existed.

 

[DominusOdium]

Dummy says we gave up on Patton Oswald because Patton had the resources to shut us down, like Patton had to get a team of lawyers or something to stop all the allegations. No, Fat, we got bored with Patton because he paid us no mind. You fucking big headed retard.

We've been directly telling you how to make it all stop for YEARS. You don't stop engaging because you WANT to be known for something, for ANYTHING even if it's being Wisconsin's fattest swatting victim.

Sorry for flying off handle there

And frankly, aside from pointing out that Patton Oswalt is a liberal hypocrite who the police described as having a "drug den", had a wife who suspiciously OD'd and then he married a look alike.... What more was there to say? Same thing with Ant or Joe or whoever. We just point to the negatives and say hey look at this shit they're doing or said. Isn't that fucked up?

Pat has just decided to make it into something it never was and has attracted folks far and wide looking to fuck with him because he does shit like this or spergs out when simple facts that contradict his narrative get pointed out.

On the off chance Pat isn't swatting himself or having Jax do it (He is), it's not going to be someone from here. We're a comedy forum trolling a retard and retard adjacents.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I gave up on Patton Oswalt because he's utterly forgettable. As a matter of fact, I saw him in something recently and it reminded me that he existed.

If Patton started responding to tweets like "no, I did not murder my dumpy wife so I could marry someone marginally hotter. These are your delusions" a thousand times I bet you wouldn't have

 

[Jenna]

Thanks for dropping a shitton of new Rick lore without a single benefit coming back to you. Christ, imagine how much his life would change if he could just accept he is a lolcow and no deus ex machina is coming to save him. Every time he repeats his innocent boy version of events, more people are there in the comments saying he's full of shit.

Took your hot wife to meet your forum buddies and she left with the mod. That's enough lolmilk to feed me for half a year.