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There are no hard feelings about the new wedding announcement

Brooke Shields

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Really deserved a, "Dude, this IS HONEYBADGER" followed by your gf's tits, or just your gf's tits

you can still post a new tit pic now, it'd be just as funny like you did it in real time
 

BudDickman

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He constantly puts himself between a rock and a hard place.

He claims that he isn't a deadbeat father. But he also doesn't care that his ex-wife is bringing a man that he knows nothing about into his daughter's life. Those are impossible to reconcile.
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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He constantly puts himself between a rock and a hard place.

He claims that he isn't a deadbeat father. But he also doesn't care that his ex-wife is bringing a man that he knows nothing about into his daughter's life. Those are impossible to reconcile.
We like to have some loffs with our good buddy Pat over here but the thought of my wife divorcing me, taking my girls away and then bringing in some dude I know nothing about would absolutely terrify me. Granted, my daughters know and love me unconditionally (the opposite of Annabelle) but it still seems like paternal instinct should kick in at some point, surely.
 

BoomerSperg

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I saw those and what I got from what he wrote was that the custody stuff was settled when the kid was teeny-tiny. Patrick really could be lying about having “met” his flesh-and-blood “many times.” It’s incredible. He’s incredible.
he 'met' her 'many times' within the first year in that adrienne took her to court before she could talk while he was divesting himself of all possible custody.

its the only way he can technicality tomlinson his way out of this.

i knew it. that lying fat faggot.
 

EraGodless

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I don't want to sound like a dick or nothing, but getting married a year after your second husband died, is fucking weird (borderline psycho). Especially when you consider that she probably started dating just a few months after Jon "unexpectedly died."

Plot twist- what would happen if Ade really is a cunt and she killed Jon? Pat fucking sucks, but it takes a special whore to cheat with their husband's good friend (while she's pregnant). She gave zero fucks about the possible repercussions.
 
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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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I don't want to sound like a dick or nothing, but getting married a year after your second husband died, is fucking weird (borderline psycho). Especially when you consider that she probably started dating just a few months after Jon "unexpectedly died."
Ive waited longer to say " I love you" to girls.
 
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