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The Unstoppable Death Metal Thread

Mgla, Drudkh, Hate Forest, Marduk and Kampfar are all classic / not new bands that are still releasing great albums. Malokarpatan, Heltekvad, Horn, Endstille and a million others are newer bands releasing sick music. If I ever get to be a “kids these days” metal boomer I’m gonna put a nail gun to my head
 

Cwow man

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Mgla, Drudkh, Hate Forest, Marduk and Kampfar are all classic / not new bands that are still releasing great albums. Malokarpatan, Heltekvad, Horn, Endstille and a million others are newer bands releasing sick music. If I ever get to be a “kids these days” metal boomer I’m gonna put a nail gun to my head

Not saying there's no good music being made, but to a degree, record labels in the 90s acted like gatekeepers. You had to reach a certain standard to even release music back then.

Today there's 100 times as many bands releasing their own stuff online, or through tiny independent labels, and since it takes like 3-4 times to know if an album is good, I can't be bothered when there's plenty of recognized bands from the 90s to discover. E.g Deeds of Flesh sounds pretty hard to digest, but based on their established high status, I know it will probably be worth the time and effort to get into it.

The chance that a band from the 90s is good is also higher based on how little metal has evolved since then. Most new stuff just sounds like reiterations of older stuff, with some added Pantera brocore and wigger slam. Or with hipster shoegaze and indie rock if you look at modern black metal. I prefer listening to the originators since they probably had more to say than someone who just tries to emulate the surface of what they did.
 
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Not saying there's no good music being made, but to a degree, record labels in the 90s acted like gatekeepers. You had to reach a certain standard to even release music back then.

Today there's 100 times as many bands releasing their own stuff online, or through tiny independent labels, and since it takes like 3-4 times to know if an album is good, I can't be bothered when there's plenty of recognized bands from the 90s to discover. E.g Deeds of Flesh sounds pretty hard to digest, but based on their established high status, I know it will probably be worth the time and effort to get into it.

The chance that a band from the 90s is good is also higher based on how little metal has evolved since then. Most new stuff just sounds like reiterations of older stuff, with some added Pantera brocore and wigger slam. Or with hipster shoegaze and indie rock if you look at modern black metal. I prefer listening to the originators since they probably had more to say than someone who just tries to emulate the surface of what they did.

I think the future of metal is in mid sized labels like Eisenwald, Prophecy and Nordvis. All the old legacy labels like Nuclear Blast and Earache are shells of what they used to be, and Season of Mist signs a ton of eurotrash festival shit.

I don’t really dislike modern metal either, I’m all in with the Triviums and Avenged Sevenfolds. I like what Amorphis did in the 90s and like what they’re doing now. The genre that suffers most from ease of access is black metal, since every faggot Mexican kid is recording his fart riff dsbm demo and uploading it to bandcamp
 
This may be my favorite metal album of all time to be honest with ya.

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Does anyone else go the whole year not listening to metal at all then go all out with it in fall and winter? Once the season starts changing there is nothing comfier to me than listening to metal.
 

PickleRickle

Love grows where my Leslie goes. Comedy Dickheadtm
This may be my favorite metal album of all time to be honest with ya.

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Does anyone else go the whole year not listening to metal at all then go all out with it in fall and winter? Once the season starts changing there is nothing comfier to me than listening to metal.
I do something like that with metal. I cant listen to it for long spurts, its just too annoying, but when im in the mood for it fawwwwkkk yeaaaaah.

And yeah, Atheist kicks fuckin ass. I have that vinyl. I really like their Elements album. They did the whole Jazz/Death Metal best. Cynic was annoying with the robot voice.
 

Queefer Sutherland

Fix me, Josh!



An incestuous relationship between mother and son
As last rites were read I had tell such a void
A loving mother, my life-giver and lover
She went away when she slashed her own wrists
The relationship with me was too much to bear
I watched her buried, her funeral, my heartbreak
As last rites were read I left such a void
I had to intimately feel her once again
I dig deep into my mothers sepulcher
Her cold, dead flesh soon stirs my lust
Stiffened legs spread to be fucked
My undying live, a son's sick obsession

Forcing myself into my mommy's rigor mortis twat
We are finally reunited once again
As i engross myself in interment intercourse
I unknowingly contract a supernatural disease
With incestuous necrophilism there is a price
Malodorous malediction from examinate cunts
An uncanny imprecation
The offensive stink fills my senses

With each stroke of my penis inside
"Mommy, sweet mommy" I scream as I ejaculate
Her flesh, healthy semen conditions her dry, rigid femme canal
Pleasure short lived
For when I pull out of the disinterred fuck
The smell that was created could sicken the dead

Forcing myself into my mommy's rigor mortis twat
We are finally reunited once again
As I engross myself in interment intercourse
I unknowingly contract a supernatural disease
With incestuous necrophilism there is a price
Maladorous malediction from examinate cunts
An uncanny imprecation
The offensive stink fills my senses

A lemme furnigation now terrible haunts
It clings to my lecherous privates
I will soon go mad from the revolting scent
As the post mortem matriarch leaves me rancid
Her embalmed vulva oozes, drains and leaks
Emitting an odor of an unearthly reek
This miasma adheres to my virility
An eeried anathema from the mortuary
As the post mortem matriarch leaves me rancid
Her embalmed vulva oozes, drains and leaks
Constant cleansing doesn't kill the smell
I cannot escape the feminine foulness
With crazed desperation
I set my genitals aflame
Hoping to burn away the venomous vapor
Reeling in pain as my pubis smolders
I curse the name of my desecrated mother

Forcing myself into my mommy's rigor mortis twat
We are finally reunited once again
As I engross myself in interment intercourse
I unknowingly contract a supernatural disease
With incestuous necrophilism there is a price
Malodorous malidiction from examinate cunts
An uncanny imprecation
The offensive stink fills my senses
 

Cwow man

Holee cwow man look at f-forum
This may be my favorite metal album of all time to be honest with ya.

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Does anyone else go the whole year not listening to metal at all then go all out with it in fall and winter? Once the season starts changing there is nothing comfier to me than listening to metal.

I listened to that last week. Great album.

This is probably my favourite album, but I'm only in the mood for it once or twice a year. When I do listen to it, it's on repeat for several days. Speaking of winter, it captures the feeling of being in a blizzard perfectly.

 
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