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The reason Fatso doesn't take haircut selfies anymore.
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Good troll job, solider. At ease.
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Anyone text Patso about this yet?
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Hickory dickory dock! Jeana was suckin my cock!!
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Anica seems like she'd be down for a good sloppy throat fucking from an Alpha Chad like you. Not so much from fat beta cuck Rick.
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She'd be downright giddy to get points for sucking my half spic dick. She lived in Portland for a bit. She was on an episode of Portlandia. So was I. Everyone in Portland was. Hey pat, watch Portlandia and find me. I'm in a few episodes, but I'll give you a hint, I'm on the beach in the Danzig episode.
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I can imagine you puking your guts out like a new recruit seeing his first combat and sniping his first kill. I'm fawkin verklempt ova here just reading it.
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This was posted in the old secret forums soon after I was allowed in. I had to read the texts in small sections because it was so uncomfortable yet glorious. Sorta like listening to Josiah tape 5. Well done
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I remember it well because Pat being like "it's me, Patrick Tomlinson, THE AUTHOR?" got, and continues to get, my ribs.
This is why I leave trolling to the professionals, if I attempted this I would feel so embarrassed for Pat I would wind up punching myself in the face after like 2 messages.
This is why I leave trolling to the professionals, if I attempted this I would feel so embarrassed for Pat I would wind up punching myself in the face after like 2 messages.
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This was one of the greatest moments in this forums history. I just wish we could've been flies on the wall when Rick inevitably trotted back into the salon, was informed of his misgivings, and launched into a rant about atalkers.
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He probably launched into a rant about the atalkers but I bet he's been creepy enough on his own that she didn't believe him.
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I think she just went on vacation. Looks like she works at another barber just 10 minutes from the old one.
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...so what you're saying is, Pat's still in with a chance?
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Posting an insane clown posse song is about as fashionable as telling a chip joke, but it is so God damn fitting for this:
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I remember who it was, but that might be some Secret Forum shit. You never know these days.
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No, but I remember the wackbagy looking one.
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I'd forgotten about this and just found it by accident
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