The reason Fatso doesn't take haircut selfies anymore.

[Harry Powell]

someone said it above but he is absolutely going to try to contact her and correcT this record. This chick is gonna be traumatized. Post the rest of the texts!

 

[Harry Powell]

If this kind of collateral damage happened to anyone around me even a single time, I’d be so ashamed I’d immediately change everything. He just can’t let it go. Truly incredible.

 

[ISO__JOE]

“The author?”

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

You can just tell. Just look at that photo. Dude destroyed her pussy. A faggot like pat would never measure up.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The selfie thing is so absurd and inappropriate at a haircut place. Asking some hot woman to get a selfie with you and you don't even know her.

I'm thinking about those two or three times when a real pretty woman cut my hair and man I cringe to think if I did that. And he did it multiple times!

What an autistic fat retard.

I bet Pat did something like this at Hooters (before cell phones) and actually believed the waitresses were into him until he tried to ask them out only to be shut down and now has a strong hate towards Hooters restaurants. He made some angry tweets about Hooters a while back. He also believes the staff at Hooligans are his “friends”

 

[guest]

@McGowan6 i can't help but notice the similar grin between PCJ in your profile pic and Jeana's caveman boyfriend.

Maybe that's just the smile you have when you're hanging dong.

I wouldn't know. Grower not a show-er.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Hmm. I know I've seen that cabbage head somewhere before.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

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You can tell that he has that thing where its just a penis tip sitting atop a mound of ballsack and gunt flesh

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

You can tell that he has that thing where its just a penis tip sitting atop a mound of ballsack and gunt flesh

Pat has a chode at best. Basically a clit

 

[Udders]

I remember seeing this on the old secret forum and just now is the first time I noticed the emoji in the first message has hearts. Hearts and ribs.

 

[guest]

I'm spilling the beans on my greatest troll job to date. A number of you know about it. This was all shared on the secret forums back on the old site. But I think it's been long enough and I want everyone to know about it.

We all know that fruity pat just loved taking selfies after a haircut with his favorite stylist.

Now, whatever man. Queer wants to take some selfies, fine. What pissed me off beyond belief was this fucking CUNT calling people Nazis for wanting haircuts during covid, and then he scheduled an appointment for opening day.

I decided enough was enough. I texted Jeana (her name is Jeana, not "Jenna" you fat faggot)
while pretending to be pat.

I felt so uncomfortable during this. But here's the thing. Jeana didn't think anything was off. She completely believed my creepiness was really Pat. This is because pat is a real life fucking creep.

This went on for a while. I texted her multiple times and even apologized for the "drunken texts" she was disgusted and rightfully so.

"Pat" even rated the barbershop.

Now, here's the thing. This wound up going so much further than I thought it would. I just wanted to embarrass fatso and stop the selfies. And I did succeed. But Jeana actually went and found a new job. And it wasn't just a new job, she left fuckin town. She moved to a new city two months after I started texting her.

And since then pat has not posted a single haircut selfie. And what is extra funny to me is that I know pat will send this thread to her a year and a half later, thinking he can correcT the record. He doesn't understand that he'll just look like an even bigger creep.

Pat. We run your life. Die fat about it.

[SIZE=26px]EPIC FUCKING RIBS.

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[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

You scared her into better circumstances. This forum gets shit done sniff

 

[Uncle Floyd]

She went to somewhere that looks warm. Girl moved more than 1,000 miles to get away from Rick.

 

[guest]

Top 5 Bit of All Time (out of thousands)

That got me thinking. It’s so hard to make a list of the top bits

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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This place makes amazing photoshops. HOOOOLLEEEE SHIT

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Pat has a chode at best. Basically a clit

No wonder Niki married him
He probably smells like fish too

 

[SFWA liaison]

The covid hypocrisy makes me fume for real. This kind of faggots are so much worse than the actual covid doomers that became super germophones. Faggots like Fatrick just use covid bs arbitrarily when it's convenient for them and bitch about anyone with a compliance slightly below theirs as murderers, while going to conventions and traveling abroad but it's fine because they had a cloth on their face, they get to act like smug cunts!

Wish Fatso would catch covid and died, too bad it isn't real.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

That got me thinking. It’s so hard to make a list of the top bits

I miss the days of Padawan v2 when he was ban avoiding. I think Dan was running it, he channeled better than GayFaggot channels Joe

 

[guest]

I miss the days of Padawan v2 when he was ban avoiding. I think Dan was running it, he channeled better than GayFaggot channels Joe

Sorry, can't take credit for Padwan v2. That was another top brotherman here.

 

[NoBacon]

I remember this before but reading this thread had my giggling like a little boy (back off Paul this ain’t your show!) for a solid 5 minutes.

exceptional work brotherman