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The reason Fatso doesn't take haircut selfies anymore.

fuckwit

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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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View attachment 185111He looks so fucking insane in this photo
He has a very strong mix of insane and retarded. He gets a simple super cuts 10 dollar trim yet bragged about paying 50 for this and seeing a “stylist”

I bet he’s never actually gone to an actual men’s barbershop. Real men scare the shit out of him and they would bust his balls which it’s obvious he can’t handle in the slightest.
 
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He has a very strong mix of insane and retarded. He gets a simple super cuts 10 dollar trim yet bragged about paying 50 for this and seeing a “stylist”

I bet he’s never actually gone to an actual men’s barbershop. Real men scare the shit out of him and they would bust his balls which it’s obvious he can’t handle in the slightest.
Oh sweetie, REAL men get their hair cut by women. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.
 

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What straight man takes a selfie (with the stylist no less) after getting his hair cut?
it's incredibly feminine behavior. I go to a much more fancy guy place and they asked me to take a picture for instagram once and I told them no. Pat is such a faggot he was clearly asking that poor girl to take pictures every time he went so he could show his "followers" pics of him wth a girl who doesn't look like a big fat dyke.
 
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