I'm spilling the beans on my greatest troll job to date. A number of you know about it. This was all shared on the secret forums back on the old site. But I think it's been long enough and I want everyone to know about it.
We all know that fruity pat just loved taking selfies after a haircut with his favorite stylist.
Now, whatever man. Queer wants to take some selfies, fine. What pissed me off beyond belief was this fucking CUNT calling people Nazis for wanting haircuts during covid, and then he scheduled an appointment for opening day.
I decided enough was enough. I texted Jeana (her name is Jeana, not "Jenna" you fat faggot)
while pretending to be pat.
I felt so uncomfortable during this. But here's the thing. Jeana didn't think anything was off. She completely believed my creepiness was really Pat. This is because pat is a real life fucking creep.
This went on for a while. I texted her multiple times and even apologized for the "drunken texts" she was disgusted and rightfully so.
"Pat" even rated the barbershop.
Now, here's the thing. This wound up going so much further than I thought it would. I just wanted to embarrass fatso and stop the selfies. And I did succeed. But Jeana actually went and found a new job. And it wasn't just a new job, she left fuckin town. She moved to a new city two months after I started texting her.
And since then pat has not posted a single haircut selfie. And what is extra funny to me is that I know pat will send this thread to her a year and a half later, thinking he can correcT the record. He doesn't understand that he'll just look like an even bigger creep.
Pat. We run your life. Die fat about it.
