The Pigdependent - Meet Patrick S. Tomlinson: The most ‘swatted’ man in America

[Slackjawed Cow]

Most people here have made it pretty clear that they wanted to see pats swatter caught and locked up for decades.

 

[Farmer Brown]

What are you talking about those sections refer to all the above. this seems to be wisconsins version of sovereign immunity

sovereign immunity

www.law.cornell.edu

What am I talking about? I'm talking about how 893.82 is inapplicable since he would sue the city, not individuals. If there's another statute (or subsection) more applicable, I have no idea (and I wasn't speaking to that). I didn't read 893

 

[quasi101]

The reality is that nobody who is actually talented is going to pursue a career like that. You have $100k-$200k to go to journalism school, then each year literally hundreds of thousands of people are graduating with the same degree as you and competing for maybe 100 jobs. These jobs don't even pay well, and you can be laid off at the drop of a hat. Most people with half a brain are either going to find something else to do or do this as a hobby or open up a substack and write their own shit.

When I was in school there was this genius kid who got perfect grades and was extremely knowledgeable about the news and had his own website where he would write articles all the time. Everyone thought he was going to be a world famous journalist as he had it all going for him. I just looked him up on LinkedIn and he works as a librarian lol. What an absolute waste of his genuine talent.

He might be trying to get that sweet pubic sector loan forgiveness

https://studentaid.gov/manage-loans/forgiveness-cancellation/public-service

I'd have to look up who passed that bill , but unlike biden's/dems LETS JUST FORGIVE ALL STUDENT LOANS, this seems like a good way to do it. You get smart talented people working government positions that they otherwise wouldn't have done. They could be making way more in the private sector.

 

[quasi101]

What am I talking about? I'm talking about how 893.82 is inapplicable since he would sue the city, not individuals. If there's another statute (or subsection) more applicable, I have no idea (and I wasn't speaking to that). I didn't read 893

I was going to be like, hey FUCKFACE ITS LIKE ONE PARAGRAPH APART ITS A SUBSECTION. But realized i'm usually way more pedantic than this. So FUCK ME

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

Well, well, well....

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*Queen

 

[Farmer Brown]

I was going to be like, hey FUCKFACE ITS LIKE ONE PARAGRAPH APART ITS A SUBSECTION. But realized i'm usually way more pedantic than this. So FUCK ME

I was trying to make a cheap point, intentionally ignoring any bigger picture or actual realty.

I'm sorry for sucking. We can't all be children of highly accomplished united states federal judges you know.

 

[quasi101]

I was trying to make a cheap point, intentionally ignoring any bigger picture or actual realty.

I'm sorry for sucking. We can't all be children of highly accomplished united states federal judges you know.

according to @hackingbutlegal apparently anyone can be

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

And something I didn’t address from Patricks OG tweet - He’s not even claiming that he’d bring a civil suit against the MPD. He’s claiming they’re accessories to the crime which would make it a criminal case. That gives him even LESS of a basis for his claims. Not on qualified immunity but how bullshit his arguments are:

939.05  Parties to crime.
(1)  Whoever is concerned in the commission of a crime is a principal and may be charged with and convicted of the commission of the crime although the person did not directly commit it and although the person who directly committed it has not been convicted or has been convicted of some other degree of the crime or of some other crime based on the same act.

So lets see how that’s defined:

(2) A person is concerned in the commission of the crime if the person:
(a) Directly commits the crime; or

The MPD have committed no crimes.

(b) Intentionally aids and abets the commission of it; or

The MPD have not aided or abetting the commission of the crime. While SWATting is a crime, I imagine for the police to be considered “aiding” in a SWATting call would necessitate proving they knew it was false and still responded or acted with unnecessary force. Patrick could argue that common sense dictates the 46th fake call doesn’t necessitate a response, the MPD would point to their responsibility to respond to all calls as real, lest facing the responsibility of not responding to a real call.


(c) Is a party to a conspiracy with another to commit it or advises, hires, counsels or otherwise procures another to commit it…

As far as we know, the MPD is not collaborating with Torswats.

That interview he did recently he claimed law enforcement / the legal system not only has done nothing but are “encouraging and rewarding” us. His goal is to sue the MPD.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The reality is that nobody who is actually talented is going to pursue a career like that. You have $100k-$200k to go to journalism school, then each year literally hundreds of thousands of people are graduating with the same degree as you and competing for maybe 100 jobs. These jobs don't even pay well, and you can be laid off at the drop of a hat. Most people with half a brain are either going to find something else to do or do this as a hobby or open up a substack and write their own shit.

When I was in school there was this genius kid who got perfect grades and was extremely knowledgeable about the news and had his own website where he would write articles all the time. Everyone thought he was going to be a world famous journalist as he had it all going for him. I just looked him up on LinkedIn and he works as a librarian lol. What an absolute waste of his genuine talent.

Especially with the internet those jobs have really dried up. It’s like going to school to be a radio DJ.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat: YoU'rE TrAuMaTiZiNg mY WWWife!

Niki: *Calmly filming while silently praying that the police beat the shit out of Patrick so they have a multimillion dollar lawsuit.

Very true - if she was really concerned with her retard of a husband getting hostile with the police she would have yelled something like “Pat, Stop! No!” or ran over / pleaded for them to not hurt him / etc.

Nope. She stood in complete silence hoping to get that sweet police brutality money shot and sue the city AND make money as an “activist” which she made clear on that interview about using her white privilege.

So many of these far left “activists” are always eventually revealed to be nothing but grifters (I still can’t believe Shaun King was able to keep his going for years)

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

>New York times
>Quality journalism

Lol

The employer of Walter Duranty can't be wrong.

 

[Lard Glug]

That interview he did recently he claimed law enforcement / the legal system not only has done nothing but are “encouraging and rewarding” us. His goal is to sue the MPD.

But we wouldn’t even know about the of he didn’t keep posting about them on Xooter.

Is almost like he’s very stupid. And fat.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat gets an article posted about him and has to run to The Swingin door to celebrate and brag. Have a few drinks and drive home.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Enhance

Just as I thought....faggot

 

[quasi101]

All truth is objective you redundant, obese, overweight, fat buffoon. Nice Kierkegaardian semantic confusion about what truth is, stupid.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Enhance

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Just as I thought....faggot

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I just got chills... of the douche variety.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Pat gets an article posted about him and has to run to The Swingin door to celebrate and brag. Have a few drinks and drive home.

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Unemployed bum at a bar on a weekday. No one envies or wants your Made in Thailand scooter, faggot. Get a job.

 

[Lard Glug]

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All truth is objective you redundant, obese, overweight, fat buffoon. Nice Kierkegaardian semantic confusion about what truth is, stupid.

It’s like when Michael Moore would say that all of the facts in his movies were true.

Yeah, no shit. That’s what a fact is. The complaints were about the bullshit lies and editing, which made up 90% of his nonsense.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Enhance

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Just as I thought....faggot

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Yuck! I have never accepted one of those when voting. I even give a bit of “a sticker? What am I, five?” Look if they ask if I want one.

 

[Cuphead]

Finally got around to reading the whole thing and what a shit article. The fact that he is really calling himself "The Most Swatted Man in America" sounds premediated and only further has me believing he's behind the swatting and it was all part of the plan.

- The fact they mentioned that Norm could be behind the "harassment" along with the video being in his evidence video more than confirms that Patrick really did want to add him to the lolsuit

- Ribs at them using both the lappening and actual tough guy pics

- He's still telling people that we are all under FBI investigation and prison awaits, but admits that the FBI has put him on the pay no mind list.

- He has PTSD from constantly being humiliated by every fucking thing he does and his insomnia is probably caused by his alcoholism.

- LOL at him mentioning "small arsenal of weapons" to make himself look like a badass

So much of the article is full of shit and inaccurate wouldn't know where to start. Also trying to tie us to Pizzagate shows that the author is just as much of a retarded shitlib as Pat is.