The Lizard King is going to prison.

[Slackjawed Cow]

For someone speaking at a tabletop conventions he sucks at role playing

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I suspect the Lizard King would thrive in prison. Are you sure you want to help create an army of violent minions ready to do the bidding of the one true king, Pat?

 

[Stent]

The courts of man have no say in the realm of the Lizard King!

 

[Clint Ruin]

The Lizard King and the Pokémon bits are top tier.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

O Darke Reptilian Lord, O Fell Prince of 1,000 Blood Moons and of None, you have been instructed, many hundreds of times, to cease contacting this number. Continuing to do so constitutes felony telephone harassment.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

The only thing I don't understand is how The Lizard King is not universally beloved. The Kiwi fags really need to get their shit in order. Case in point:

 

[Matt from Tinder]

I like it when the Lizard King talks like the bad guy from Cobra.

 

[Imager]

Just to reiterate and beat this idea into the ground, ALL pat has to do to make this all stop is to agree that he lost and take an L from either Ernie or Bert. Over text, over twitter, on a phone call, just admit he lost, take an L from some anonymous texter that he will never meet and all of this ends. No more lost jobs, no more lost lawsuits, no more lost money, no more calls to his wife, no more tracking every person on earth who might help his career, no more arson complaints, no more screaming at cops at 1 am. Just say "I lost, I'll take the L, anonymous stranger" The only explanation for this is that he actually likes the attention, it gives him something to do while he's not working or at least an excuse for why he is not working.

Or he's a crazy faggot. Actually mentally ill.

 

[Stent]

The only thing I don't understand is how The Lizard King is not universally beloved. The Kiwi fags really need to get their shit in order.

One or more of them were bitching that the Lizard King isn't funny because Patrick doesn't respond any differently than when he gets sent other stuff. Autistic retards.

 

[guest]

 

[Harry Powell]

Just to make sure I’m not crazy, didn’t @SpaceEdge originate the lizard king and then you ran with it?

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Fuck Piglet you done fucked up now, if, i, had, The, lizard, excuse, me, LIZARD, King, afTer, me, I, would, be, shiTTing, bricks,.

Run Piglet your time is up.

 

[NoBacon]

Just to make sure I’m not crazy, didn’t @SpaceEdge originate the lizard king and then you ran with it?

Not that it matters but no

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Not that it matters but no

We trade bits, youknowwhatimean?

Lizard King, Douche or Dressing....

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Just to make sure I’m not crazy, didn’t @SpaceEdge originate the lizard king and then you ran with it?

Your brain crapped out dude.

 

[NoBacon]

We trade bits, youknowwhatimean?

Lizard King, Douche or Dressing....

 

[CuntFucker]

Just to make sure I’m not crazy, didn’t @SpaceEdge originate the lizard king and then you ran with it?

Sam please leave