Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police,
and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to
provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson
wilfully ignores this advice.
He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had
engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for
texting him
and another for
attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his
many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his
"motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time",
despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds
before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
I suspect the Lizard King would thrive in prison. Are you sure you want to help create an army of violent minions ready to do the bidding of the one true king, Pat?
O Darke Reptilian Lord, O Fell Prince of 1,000 Blood Moons and of None, you have been instructed, many hundreds of times, to cease contacting this number. Continuing to do so constitutes felony telephone harassment.
The only thing I don't understand is how The Lizard King is not universally beloved. The Kiwi fags really need to get their shit in order. Case in point:
Just to reiterate and beat this idea into the ground, ALL pat has to do to make this all stop is to agree that he lost and take an L from either Ernie or Bert. Over text, over twitter, on a phone call, just admit he lost, take an L from some anonymous texter that he will never meet and all of this ends. No more lost jobs, no more lost lawsuits, no more lost money, no more calls to his wife, no more tracking every person on earth who might help his career, no more arson complaints, no more screaming at cops at 1 am. Just say "I lost, I'll take the L, anonymous stranger" The only explanation for this is that he actually likes the attention, it gives him something to do while he's not working or at least an excuse for why he is not working.
One or more of them were bitching that the Lizard King isn't funny because Patrick doesn't respond any differently than when he gets sent other stuff. Autistic retards.
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