For someone speaking at a tabletop conventions he sucks at role playing
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
The Lizard King is going to prison.
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I suspect the Lizard King would thrive in prison. Are you sure you want to help create an army of violent minions ready to do the bidding of the one true king, Pat?
The Lizard King and the Pokémon bits are top tier.
O Darke Reptilian Lord, O Fell Prince of 1,000 Blood Moons and of None, you have been instructed, many hundreds of times, to cease contacting this number. Continuing to do so constitutes felony telephone harassment.
The only thing I don't understand is how The Lizard King is not universally beloved. The Kiwi fags really need to get their shit in order. Case in point:
I like it when the Lizard King talks like the bad guy from Cobra.
Or he's a crazy faggot. Actually mentally ill.
One or more of them were bitching that the Lizard King isn't funny because Patrick doesn't respond any differently than when he gets sent other stuff. Autistic retards.
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Just to make sure I’m not crazy, didn’t @SpaceEdge originate the lizard king and then you ran with it?
Fuck Piglet you done fucked up now, if, i, had, The, lizard, excuse, me, LIZARD, King, afTer, me, I, would, be, shiTTing, bricks,.
Run Piglet your time is up.
Run Piglet your time is up.
Not that it matters but no
Your brain crapped out dude.
Sam please leave