What does this sack of shit know about having an audience?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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The audience is the point, and the reward.
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Tbf, Patrick ate delivered Chinese food to show solidarity with the chinks who unleashed that shit on the world.
The first movie I watched with one of my ex-gf's was The Last of the Mohicans. Because we were adults (much younger than Patrick. and Nikki though- 24 and 19). It was also the first night we met.
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Let's all stay 10 ft apart and wear face diapers and get vaccinated and shame others so we don't catch a virus, but at the same time let's order food that was manhandled by eight people in a kitchen and then the GrubHub driver that you don't fucking tip. That's a perfect way not to get sick.
How can you complain about going to see an old kids movie and then in the next sentence say you went to see Ghostbusters? lol
Ghostbusters wasn't necessarily a kids movie, dickless.
At least ghostbusters is much more popular compared to how to train your dragon.
Plus it’s much more popular than some animated kids movie. At least they didn’t make it in hopes of selling toys - that came when they make it a cartoon show and Harold Ramis refused to let him use his likeness.
Ghostbusters was a sci fi movie - which usually has a niche audience - that was able to do very well mainstream wise with both audiences and critics. Also Akyord getting a blow job from a ghost kinda kills it from a “kids” movie.
Patrick's gonna be toothless if he doesn't brush those piss yellow teeth.
I hate the way this fat cunt has to try to shoehorn this "found family" narrative into everything. The only person in history who went to see Rogue One and jumped out of his seat screaming and everyone in the theater cheered him on. Movie theater audiences are only good if it's an art house kind of place or the Lightbox in Toronto or the New Beverly and so on. Otherwise, as the pirate pointed out, there's a very good chance they'll just be full of screaming niggers and people on their phones. I try to avoid them like the plague and I make fucking movies, you fat imbecile.
Your dad is alright.
Firsht of all, this asshole hates kids. Won't see his daughter, won't pay her a fucking pound note, even flipped off that kid in a picture with his cunt of a wife.
Shecond, you couldn't pick a more childish child film, child. Not even Up? That transcends age and doesn't belittle your intelligence. Instead you go with fantasy shit, AGAIN. I bet he thinks Ladyhawke should've gotten best picture, the medieval-fetishizing nonce.
Third, theaters are overrated. I roll my eyes when Nolan, Spielberg, PTA and Scorsese open their mouths and spout off about "the cinema experience". In theory only, I agree with them. In implementation, you have people talking, kids crying, lousy pricing and crowds. I perform for crowds (shocking as that is), but a movie crowd is not the same thing. People feel just as miserable as I do being packed around rude strangers.
I guess what I'm trying to say is he's fucking fat.
Shecond, you couldn't pick a more childish child film, child. Not even Up? That transcends age and doesn't belittle your intelligence. Instead you go with fantasy shit, AGAIN. I bet he thinks Ladyhawke should've gotten best picture, the medieval-fetishizing nonce.
Third, theaters are overrated. I roll my eyes when Nolan, Spielberg, PTA and Scorsese open their mouths and spout off about "the cinema experience". In theory only, I agree with them. In implementation, you have people talking, kids crying, lousy pricing and crowds. I perform for crowds (shocking as that is), but a movie crowd is not the same thing. People feel just as miserable as I do being packed around rude strangers.
I guess what I'm trying to say is he's fucking fat.
It’s one thing to enjoy kids movies with your kids and there’s plenty of example of well done kids movies that aren’t torture for parents to watch (Toy Story is a great example) but Pat hates kids and so does his wife yet they LOVE to watch movies made for small children. It’s really odd.
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In all fairness, his wife probably hates kids because her womb is too toxic to bear one.
Neither is How To Train Your Dragon, it's a family movie. A good one, at that. Something someone of all ages can see. Something like Peppa Pig is for kids.
Latest Ghostbusters grossed 200mil worldwide. Latest HTTYD grossed 525mil worldwide.
To be clear, I don't have anything against Ghostbusters. I don't care for how anything animated is immediately labeled as "for kids". Animation is a medium, not a genre. And it seems to only be Americans that think animation is a kids domain only.
I once read an interesting piece on how the reason for that is that during the 80s a ton of American companies realized that they could put out the shittiest animated shows out there and kids would gobble it up and want the toys. The worst writing you can imagine, super shitty animation and extremely cheap to produce. Because of how big these shows were and how they were so bad only dumb kids could enjoy it, these shows became what Americans thought of animation as.
Previous to that, Disney films were seen by all ages. Especially if you go further back in time, when going to the theatre was something adults did. The Flintstones was something that adults would sit down and watch.
It is something that persists to this day, as evidenced here, and how they've started calling certain western shows anime just in order to differentiate from the "stupid kids shows", even though they're not anime.
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[SIZE=26px]We GET it.[/SIZE]
You watch the same gay little kid shit as Patrick Tomlinson.
What’s even weirder is how adults that grew up with those 80s cartoons want to watch those old cartoons that were just made to sell toys (turtles, GI Joe, etc) as adults. I liked Ninja Turtles when I was five - but it was because I was 5. I can’t understand why any adult in their 20s / 30s / 40s would want to watch those cartoons now because they were shit to begin with unless you were a kid. I blame funko pops.
Also funny in the 80s it was perfectly acceptable to turn a ultra violent R rated movie like Robocop into a cartoon for kids.
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