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You doing alright, bud? Those antibiotics start working?
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I'm in the most pain I've been in my life. Electric Callboy are helping.
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Guess what time it is boys? It's lunch time!
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I can't figure out how to message the restaurant to go easy on celery. Fuck.
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It's good for ya bud. Thickens your cum up
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I genuinely hate everything about it. It's ruined so many meals for me.
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May i ask why? It seems fairly neutral to me, other than a faintly spicy flavor
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Sometimes I get a fried rice and some chinese genius decides to put celery in it. Ruins my whole evening.
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It might be a genetic thing. Like I can't tolerate melon either which I think is a blood type caused taste. I can't stand the smell or taste of it.
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But guess what I'm having for lunch? Chicken soup with a tonne of celery in it cuz I can't use the app properly
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Completely agree. Didn't know what it was til I was like 20 and found out it's supposed to go into fajitas which I loved making. Bought a bunch. It soon found a home in my trash can.
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God I can't wait til my hand heels. I'm gunna make so many fajitas
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Where the fuck is my fucking soup!? fuck!
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I actually might keep the bandage after I'm healthy. It's a pretty cool ass look.
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Meaningless when I retain.
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I just realized how cool it is I got field surgery and was bandaged by a medic like it's fucking war time.
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They have to piss on you to disinfect your wounds.
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Of course they pissed on me. It's Thanksgiving.
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Uhhh what BUDS class did you say you were in again? 96? Well uhh I hate to tell you Turk but 96 went through in 1967 so unless you look very young for your age there's no way it was 96.