The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[The NaTurryl Man]

Damn I made that other thread just playing around. I assumed he was just catching up on his rest.

 

[musTARD]

Damn I made that other thread just playing around. I assumed he was just catching up on his rest.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

HE'S DEAD AND BOQ KILLED HIM

 

[Turk February]

Omg the abscess just burst. I think that's a good thing but it's so fucking painful.

 

[Turk February]

I keep pouring hand sanitizer on an open wound cuz I don't want it to get infected. Life is dog shit.

 

[Turk February]

Why the fuck does pain have to hurt. Can't the brain just send a neutral signal. Pain isn't a real thing. It's to objectively there. Why can't I think my way the fuck out of it?

 

[goo gobbler]

mods need to be responsible and ban canadian thanksgiving next year. this thread is literally killing a man.

 

[Turk February]

mods need to be responsible and ban canadian thanksgiving next year. this thread is literally killing a man.

Last year I went to jail. Next year I will have to do something more extreme. I've got my writers working on it already.

 

[Turk February]

Canadian Thanksgiving is the very entertaining "watch Turks life crumble" show. It traditional.

 

[Guest]

Omg the abscess just burst. I think that's a good thing but it's so fucking painful.

You’ve plastered your face all over the net, but you won’t post one pic of your narly?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You’ve plastered your face all over the net, but you won’t post one pic of your narly?

He's lying for attention okay? Just go with it

 

[Turk February]

Omg I can't go on tinder anymore. Every girl make me want to cum and I can't do anything about it.

 

[Turk February]

Boys. I don't think I can make it through today. Just too much pain. You're gunna need a new @Turk February preferably a woman to bring some balance to the place. You know. Cuz I was a tiny pinch feminist.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Boys. I don't think I can make it through today. Just too much pain. You're gunna need a new @Turk February preferably a woman to bring some balance to the place. You know. Cuz I was a tiny pinch feminist.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? You're gonna kill yourself because your hand hurts?

 

[Turk February]

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? You're gonna kill yourself because your hand hurts?

There's other reasons. But in short. Maybe.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There's other reasons. But in short. Maybe.

Yeah well don't do that

 

[Turk February]

It's

Yeah well don't do that

I won't. But I can't describe how much pain im in every second im awake. I have nothing to compare it too cuz nothing has ever hurt so much.

 

[Turk February]

If someone else was going through this and chose to end their life. I'd totally understand.

 

[Turk February]

Guess what time it is boys. It's lunch time. I will probably pass out so I need something good cold. Probably a salad.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I'm still going to suggest that you get in touch with a priest for a blessing.