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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

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Penisnik - Longtime member of the "Rape Movement"
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Damn I made that other thread just playing around. I assumed he was just catching up on his rest.
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Turk February

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I keep pouring hand sanitizer on an open wound cuz I don't want it to get infected. Life is dog shit.
 

Turk February

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Why the fuck does pain have to hurt. Can't the brain just send a neutral signal. Pain isn't a real thing. It's to objectively there. Why can't I think my way the fuck out of it?
 

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mods need to be responsible and ban canadian thanksgiving next year. this thread is literally killing a man.
 

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Omg I can't go on tinder anymore. Every girl make me want to cum and I can't do anything about it.
 

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Boys. I don't think I can make it through today. Just too much pain. You're gunna need a new @Turk February preferably a woman to bring some balance to the place. You know. Cuz I was a tiny pinch feminist.
 

Turk February

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If someone else was going through this and chose to end their life. I'd totally understand.
 

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Guess what time it is boys. It's lunch time. I will probably pass out so I need something good cold. Probably a salad.
 
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