The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[A House Nigger]

I'm fucking dying, boys, the antibiotics aren't working.

You doing alright, bud? Those antibiotics start working?

(what do i know about work?)

 

[Turk February]

You doing alright, bud? Those antibiotics start working?

(what do i know about work?)

I'm in the most pain I've been in my life. Electric Callboy are helping.

 

[Turk February]

Guess what time it is boys? It's lunch time!

 

[Turk February]

I can't figure out how to message the restaurant to go easy on celery. Fuck.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I can't figure out how to message the restaurant to go easy on celery. Fuck.

It's good for ya bud. Thickens your cum up

 

[Turk February]

It's good for ya bud. Thickens your cum up

I genuinely hate everything about it. It's ruined so many meals for me.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I genuinely hate everything about it. It's ruined so many meals for me.

May i ask why? It seems fairly neutral to me, other than a faintly spicy flavor

 

[Turk February]

Sometimes I get a fried rice and some chinese genius decides to put celery in it. Ruins my whole evening.

 

[Turk February]

May i ask why? It seems fairly neutral to me, other than a faintly spicy flavor

It might be a genetic thing. Like I can't tolerate melon either which I think is a blood type caused taste. I can't stand the smell or taste of it.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I can't eat cilantro. Shit tastes like soap and ruins everything.

 

[Turk February]

But guess what I'm having for lunch? Chicken soup with a tonne of celery in it cuz I can't use the app properly

 

[Turk February]

I can't eat cilantro. Shit tastes like soap and ruins everything.

Completely agree. Didn't know what it was til I was like 20 and found out it's supposed to go into fajitas which I loved making. Bought a bunch. It soon found a home in my trash can.

 

[Turk February]

God I can't wait til my hand heels. I'm gunna make so many fajitas

 

[Turk February]

Where the fuck is my fucking soup!? fuck!

 

[Turk February]

I actually might keep the bandage after I'm healthy. It's a pretty cool ass look.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

It's good for ya bud. Thickens your cum up

Meaningless when I retain.

 

[Turk February]

I just realized how cool it is I got field surgery and was bandaged by a medic like it's fucking war time.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I just realized how cool it is I got field surgery and was bandaged by a medic like it's fucking war time.

They have to piss on you to disinfect your wounds.

 

[Turk February]

They have to piss on you to disinfect your wounds.

Of course they pissed on me. It's Thanksgiving.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I just realized how cool it is I got field surgery and was bandaged by a medic like it's fucking war time.

Uhhh what BUDS class did you say you were in again? 96? Well uhh I hate to tell you Turk but 96 went through in 1967 so unless you look very young for your age there's no way it was 96.