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I just got off the phone with Pierre and he said he's never heard of you
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He's denying it because we're having a gay affair. I eat his cum while he smokes heroin.I just got off the phone with Pierre and he said he's never heard of you
Don't try to leave - the CPC is going to need you in the gulagsHoly shit I just found my passport in an empty case of beer after 3 days of accepting it was gone forever my luck is turning around.
I'm a massive supporter! Fuuuuuck. How did this happen to me!!??Don't try to leave - the CPC is going to need you in the gulags
You can be a capo and snitch on the others. It'll be like writing your thesis all over againI'm a massive supporter! Fuuuuuck. How did this happen to me!!??
I've always been a duplicitous cunt. Look at my relationship with Cecil McFly.You can be a capo and snitch on the others. It'll be like writing your thesis all over again
Now that Turk probably isn't going to die I don't know what to think. I'd already picked out my tuxedoare we running out of steam? will the party continue?
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Oh. There's still a good chance you'll get to use it. While the thing is drained and the infection seems to be under control the pain is getting worse every day and I'm not a man who cherishes life enough to take another week of this.Now that Turk probably isn't going to die I don't know what to think. I'd already picked out my tuxedo
I'll be readyOh. There's still a good chance you'll get to use it. While the thing is drained and the infection seems to be under control the pain is getting worse every day and I'm not a man who cherishes life enough to take another week of this.
Stick them in your eyes.I just realized there's no fucking way I can use chopsticks. FUCK.
That doesn't work! My eyes are in my head! How am I supposed to get food to my mouth!Stick them in your eyes.
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