The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I just got off the phone with Pierre and he said he's never heard of you

 

[Turk February]

I just got off the phone with Pierre and he said he's never heard of you

He's denying it because we're having a gay affair. I eat his cum while he smokes heroin.

 

[Turk February]

It's cool and retro.

 

[Turk February]

Update: my hand hurts.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

 

[Mustard]

oof

 

[Turk February]

Holy shit I just found my passport in an empty case of beer after 3 days of accepting it was gone forever my luck is turning around.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Holy shit I just found my passport in an empty case of beer after 3 days of accepting it was gone forever my luck is turning around.

Don't try to leave - the CPC is going to need you in the gulags

 

[Turk February]

Don't try to leave - the CPC is going to need you in the gulags

I'm a massive supporter! Fuuuuuck. How did this happen to me!!??

 

[Turk February]

Also. It's lunch time. I think in going to ramen.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'm a massive supporter! Fuuuuuck. How did this happen to me!!??

You can be a capo and snitch on the others. It'll be like writing your thesis all over again

 

[Turk February]

You can be a capo and snitch on the others. It'll be like writing your thesis all over again

I've always been a duplicitous cunt. Look at my relationship with Cecil McFly.

 

[Turk February]

I just realized there's no fucking way I can use chopsticks. FUCK.

 

[Turk February]

I just ordered an absurd amount of rice and they went "your payment already went through" so I just went keep it. It's my tip. I'm way too fucking Canadianized.

 

[Opesterino]

are we running out of steam? will the party continue?

same canadian thanksgiving megathread time / same canadian thanksgiving megathread channel.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

are we running out of steam? will the party continue?

same canadian thanksgiving megathread time / same canadian thanksgiving megathread channel.

Now that Turk probably isn't going to die I don't know what to think. I'd already picked out my tuxedo

 

[Turk February]

Now that Turk probably isn't going to die I don't know what to think. I'd already picked out my tuxedo

Oh. There's still a good chance you'll get to use it. While the thing is drained and the infection seems to be under control the pain is getting worse every day and I'm not a man who cherishes life enough to take another week of this.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Oh. There's still a good chance you'll get to use it. While the thing is drained and the infection seems to be under control the pain is getting worse every day and I'm not a man who cherishes life enough to take another week of this.

I'll be ready

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I just realized there's no fucking way I can use chopsticks. FUCK.

Stick them in your eyes.

 

[Turk February]

Stick them in your eyes.

That doesn't work! My eyes are in my head! How am I supposed to get food to my mouth!