- Forum Clout
- 51,342
I just got off the phone with Pierre and he said he's never heard of you
-
Recently, onaforums has taken to opening a substack. You can subscribe to this substack to get email notifications when the site is down, gets a new domain name, or is otherwise running into trouble. We are not accepting donations at this time, so please skip the part where it asks if you would like to contribute. Subscribe at onaforums.substack.com
-
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators. If you want your account deleted, send a private message to @BlackTransLivesMatter
Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
[email protected]
The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
- Start date
- Forum Clout
- 64,367
He's denying it because we're having a gay affair. I eat his cum while he smokes heroin.
- Forum Clout
- 64,367
It's cool and retro.
- Forum Clout
- 64,367
Update: my hand hurts.
- Forum Clout
- 51,342
M
musTARD
Guest
- Forum Clout
- 64,367
Holy shit I just found my passport in an empty case of beer after 3 days of accepting it was gone forever my luck is turning around.
- Forum Clout
- 51,342
Don't try to leave - the CPC is going to need you in the gulags
- Forum Clout
- 64,367
I'm a massive supporter! Fuuuuuck. How did this happen to me!!??
- Forum Clout
- 64,367
Also. It's lunch time. I think in going to ramen.
- Forum Clout
- 51,342
You can be a capo and snitch on the others. It'll be like writing your thesis all over again
- Forum Clout
- 64,367
I've always been a duplicitous cunt. Look at my relationship with Cecil McFly.
- Forum Clout
- 64,367
I just realized there's no fucking way I can use chopsticks. FUCK.
- Forum Clout
- 64,367
I just ordered an absurd amount of rice and they went "your payment already went through" so I just went keep it. It's my tip. I'm way too fucking Canadianized.
- Forum Clout
- 16,537
are we running out of steam? will the party continue?
same canadian thanksgiving megathread time / same canadian thanksgiving megathread channel.
same canadian thanksgiving megathread time / same canadian thanksgiving megathread channel.
- Forum Clout
- 51,342
Now that Turk probably isn't going to die I don't know what to think. I'd already picked out my tuxedo
- Forum Clout
- 64,367
Oh. There's still a good chance you'll get to use it. While the thing is drained and the infection seems to be under control the pain is getting worse every day and I'm not a man who cherishes life enough to take another week of this.
- Forum Clout
- 51,342
- Forum Clout
- 28,059
Stick them in your eyes.
- Forum Clout
- 64,367
That doesn't work! My eyes are in my head! How am I supposed to get food to my mouth!