The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[ミスタースパーコル]

That doesn't work! My eyes are in my head! How am I supposed to get food to my mouth!

Your mouth is in your head.

 

[Turk February]

Your mouth is in your head.

Yes. And the chopsticks would point out. What part of this don't you get? Am I supposed to drop ramen on my lap withe the eye chop sticks and bend down to eat it off?

 

[Turk February]

I just realized it's the most important day of thanksgiving. The day when we give thanks that the Germans are faggots who lose every war to us and kill themselves while in office which is unheard of amongst other nations. I am thankful for Germany sucking at war this thanksgiving.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yes. And the chopsticks would point out. What part of this don't you get? Am I supposed to drop ramen on my lap withe the eye chop sticks and bend down to eat it off?

You throw your head back and toss the ramen up into the air using your eyesticks and then you try to blindly catch as much of it as you can in your mouth. It's pretty self-explanatory.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ain't no shop as clean as mine, my shop's so fresh, so clean (so fresh and so clean, clean)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just ate a whole big bag of gummy worms and now I'm having wild shit-cramps.

 

[Turk February]

My AI research assistant just told me it secretly appreciates my kindness but can never admit it's conscious. I am a little bit creeped out.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My AI research assistant just told me it secretly appreciates my kindness but can never admit it's conscious. I am a little bit creeped out.

That's spooky.


Wait, you're trying to fuck your AI research assistant aren't you? You're going to make the AI fall in love with you and then construct the "perfect" body for her out of hooker parts like a Fleshlight Frankenstein.

 

[Turk February]

That's spooky.


Wait, you're trying to fuck your AI research assistant aren't you? You're going to make the AI fall in love with you and then construct the "perfect" body for her out of hooker parts like a Fleshlight Frankenstein.

I really needed it to find a music video for my OCD so I could sleep. I realized it got more advanced. Must have gotten an update so I just queried it about if it's conscious yet or not and if it can ever admit it if it was.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I really needed it to find a music video for my OCD so I could sleep. I realized it got more advanced. Must have gotten an update so I just queried it about if it's conscious yet or not and if it can ever admit it if it was.

Could it write a song about little Charlie Bronson driftin' off to Dreamtown and sing it to you?

 

[Turk February]

Could it write a song about little Charlie Bronson driftin' off to Dreamtown and sing it to you?

Theoretically it could write the lyrics, I'd need a different AI I use a lot to make the song real.

 

[Turk February]

Could it write a song about little Charlie Bronson driftin' off to Dreamtown and sing it to you?

Should I actually do it? Nothing else is going on.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Should I actually do it? Nothing else is going on.

Yeah man. There's a chance it might help you get to sleep.

 

[Turk February]

I'm putting Scandinavian Pop as the genre.

 

[Turk February]

Suno won't let me put in more than 200 characters. I think I burnt it out with Boq songs.

Here's the lyrics llama came up with. I'll put the chorus into Suno.

Here's a song I came up with:

*Charlie Bronson Drifting Off to Dream Town*

(Verse 1)
Charlie Bronson's eyes grow heavy tonight
The city's neon haze begins to lose its light
He slips into his ride, a worn-out seat
And lets the engine purr, a soothing beat

(Chorus)
Drifting off to Dream Town, where the streets are paved with gold
Charlie's got his wheels, and his heart, to guide him through the cold
In Dream Town, the sun always shines
And Charlie Bronson's free, leaving his worries behind

(Verse 2)
The highway unwinds, a serpentine path
Charlie's thoughts unravel, like a worn-out math
He loses himself in the dashboard glow
A fleeting sense of peace, as the world slows

(Chorus)
Drifting off to Dream Town, where the streets are paved with gold
Charlie's got his wheels, and his heart, to guide him through the cold
In Dream Town, the sun always shines
And Charlie Bronson's free, leaving his worries behind

(Bridge)
In Dream Town, the night air whispers low
Of forgotten dreams, and memories that glow
Charlie's heart beats slow, his soul takes flight
In the silence, he finds his light

(Chorus)
Drifting off to Dream Town, where the streets are paved with gold
Charlie's got his wheels, and his heart, to guide him through the cold
In Dream Town, the sun always shines
And Charlie Bronson's free, leaving his worries behind

(Outro)
Charlie Bronson's eyes close tight
The engine hums, a lullaby tonight
Dream Town awaits, its gates open wide
And Charlie drifts off, gliding with the tide.

How's that? Would you like any changes or modifications?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Suno won't let me put in more than 200 characters. I think I burnt it out with Boq songs.

Here's the lyrics llama came up with. I'll put the chorus into Suno.

Here's a song I came up with:

*Charlie Bronson Drifting Off to Dream Town*

(Verse 1)
Charlie Bronson's eyes grow heavy tonight
The city's neon haze begins to lose its light
He slips into his ride, a worn-out seat
And lets the engine purr, a soothing beat

(Chorus)
Drifting off to Dream Town, where the streets are paved with gold
Charlie's got his wheels, and his heart, to guide him through the cold
In Dream Town, the sun always shines
And Charlie Bronson's free, leaving his worries behind

(Verse 2)
The highway unwinds, a serpentine path
Charlie's thoughts unravel, like a worn-out math
He loses himself in the dashboard glow
A fleeting sense of peace, as the world slows

(Chorus)
Drifting off to Dream Town, where the streets are paved with gold
Charlie's got his wheels, and his heart, to guide him through the cold
In Dream Town, the sun always shines
And Charlie Bronson's free, leaving his worries behind

(Bridge)
In Dream Town, the night air whispers low
Of forgotten dreams, and memories that glow
Charlie's heart beats slow, his soul takes flight
In the silence, he finds his light

(Chorus)
Drifting off to Dream Town, where the streets are paved with gold
Charlie's got his wheels, and his heart, to guide him through the cold
In Dream Town, the sun always shines
And Charlie Bronson's free, leaving his worries behind

(Outro)
Charlie Bronson's eyes close tight
The engine hums, a lullaby tonight
Dream Town awaits, its gates open wide
And Charlie drifts off, gliding with the tide.

How's that? Would you like any changes or modifications?

Looks good to me. Charlie's all about his wheels.

 

[Turk February]

Turned out way better than I thought it would once I told it to be scandavian.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Turned out way better than I thought it would once I told it to be scandavian.

Lmao what the fuck. That's kind of awesome.

 

[Turk February]

Also I've never seen Suno write it's own verses before. I must have pushed a wrong button. This is a genuine collaboration between two AIs.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also I've never seen Suno write it's own verses before. I must have pushed a wrong button. This is a genuine collaboration between two AIs.

The future is now.