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IT'S CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM BUCKO AND SORT OUT THE ELECTRICAL PROBLEM TIME FOR CHRISTS SAKE
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Let him cook (the Nigerians in a four alarm blaze)
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"Hi! I'm Turk February and today on UMK we're going to daisy-chain eight powerbars together. First thing you're going to need is one of these fellas
As a devout atheist I don't personally pray but if you do now would be a good time. "
As a devout atheist I don't personally pray but if you do now would be a good time. "
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Nobody needs to be slapped, shaken by the shoulders and screamed at to get ahold of himself like an old timey lady more than Turk. The boy is all potential and he just squanders it. He needs a Mick to his Rocky.
"My house STINK? MY HOUSE STINK???"
"YES!!"
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Holy shit, that's what this is. It's the pilot episode of UMK
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"Why does the main kid have a mustache? That's not even a kid. He looks like Charles Bronson for fuck's sake."
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3k replies wtf
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We're doing this until Trudeau steps down.
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We're missing the very important point that it's lunch time. I'm fucking hungry.
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It was lunch time 3 hours ago. Clean your fucking apartment.
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You clean YOUR apartment homo. I'm ordering chicken Biryani
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This is why the rest of the west fears us. They bring knives, we bring artillery.
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I don't think I have a fork for the Biryani. Fuck. Am I going to have to do dishes
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Do all of them
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Unrelated to anything. How the fuck have I lost 2 pairs of sunglasses in 2 weeks. I barely go outside.
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Sure thing, mom. Quit being a square.
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I'm all slimey with Vick's Vaporub. Like a menthol eel.