The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turry]

Naw she was just mowed down by her own goat in Kriviy Rig in Ukraine. Went to the hospital and never came out.

God bless her. For real no bs.

 

[Turk February]

God bless her. For real no bs.

Meh. She was kind of a cunt. Disowned me and my brother cuz we were Moscovites as kids.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Naw she was just mowed down by her own goat in Kriviy Rig in Ukraine. Went to the hospital and never came out.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I've seen videos of goats absolutely knocking people the fuck out, it's really brutal. My buddy's parents had sheep for a while and they had this crazy ram we'd fight all the time. You had to basically beat it with a shovel to get it back in it's pen thing, but we'd just go in and wrestle it around one on one. It's amazing we never got fucked up.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know I'm not sure how I feel about the deer. On one hand it was really pointless and dumb and cruel. On the other I hit a fawkin rural deer in the head with a rock.

It's amazing. Bottom line. It's not easy to sneak up on a deer.

 

[DMAN]

Please bring this back to your people: Come up with a new name for poutine, please. The DMAN does not want to eat something named after Poo, even if it did come from a Teen.

 

[Turk February]

I'm actually curious when the war is over so I still get her farm?

 

[Turry]

Meh. She was kind of a cunt. Disowned me and my brother cuz we were Moscovites as kids.

I'm liking her more and more tbh. Wwsawd Jews?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Please bring this back to your people: Come up with a new name for poutine, please. The DMAN does not want to eat something named after Poo, even if it did come from a Teen.

I think "putain" is French for "cunt"

 

[Turry]

Please bring this back to your people: Come up with a new name for poutine, please. The DMAN does not want to eat something named after Poo, even if it did come from a Teen.

What if we call it tinepou??

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm actually curious when the war is over so I still get her farm?

Can I be a hand on your Russian farm? I know how to do farm shit.

 

[Turk February]

I think "putain" is French for "cunt"

The french are strange. They call penis chinese penis "penis penis chinois". Always gotta be different

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I’m surprised you guys aren’t passed out yet.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I’m surprised you guys aren’t passed out yet.

Canadian

 

[DMAN]

I think "putain" is French for "cunt"

Unless putain is a clam dish, The DMAN suggests you might be thinking of poontang which is Italian.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

The french are strange. They call penis chinese penis "penis penis chinois". Always gotta be different

Does Quebec allow gooks?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Does Quebec allow gooks?

Oh fuck yeah.

 

[Turry]

I’m surprised you guys aren’t passed out yet.

I waited until 9 pm to start drinking meemaw. Fuck awf

 

[Turk February]

Can I be a hand on your Russian farm? I know how to do farm shit.

It would be Ukraine and it's in one of the worst war zones in the Donbass but yeah. I don't know dick about farming.

 

[Turk February]

I genuinely think I may be barred from inheriting it cuz I was born in Moscow.

 

[Turry]

It would be Ukraine and it's in one of the worst war zones in the Donbass but yeah. I don't know dick about farming.

Step one: click and croon and moo at the cows
Step two: when they get close scream like a banshee and set off a firecracker or two

Repeat until all your responsibilities have fled the farm.