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I shouldn't spread this around but I'm feeling charitable because it's still thanksgiving here - mix a little bit of bum piss with some cat piss and it's basically dog piss with a bit of a spicy twist.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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We're almost at 30 pages and it's basically 3 guys. This is so dumb.
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It's the greatest Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular ever.
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I've had a great day staring at my phone and ignoring my loved ones. I'm not even kidding.
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This rocks and you shut your mouth before I call CBSA and tell them you've imported twice the legally permitted monthly allotment of penis chinese penis
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You wouldn't dare.
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You know our interest rates are uniquely dependent on the amount of PCP in circulation. If you drive down the price due to oversupply I won't be able to afford the new kennel for my home brewing operation
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Hey. Remember when we talked about politics and religion. No. We talk about penis chinese penis and obscure Canadian references. Fuck off Off Topic. We're taking it. It's just funny
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Don't worry about what the civilians are doing and "thinking". Can you even call it cognition when it's not fueled by dog piss and penis chinese penis?
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As a friend I gotta say. There are better ways to make money. We already lost chh and Wyyz.
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Remember when there was like 3 pages of serious dog talk like 19 pages back? This thread is a fucking rollercoaster
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Some of them never even tried penis chinese penis. Is that even living?
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Look bud. I have no formal education. I'm a fucking dickhead who's currently on the verge of hysteria over this stupid thread and I'm only on my second Julian of the night. There are no better ways for me.
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Listen to this fancy asshole mixing his booze and his chase together, Turk.
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Mixed drink fags bow to me. I will drown in my own blood. That's how I die.
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Look I've been blessed with a lot of cat piss. I didn't ask for it. Im a normal average guy deep down. I eat boiled goat like everybody
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#goals
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I'm sorry. This is Canadian Thanksgiving. I've been hiding it all night but I am run-through-a-cow FUCKED on penis chinese penis. I feel like my hearts going to explode and if I move fast enough I can eat part of it before I die