The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Praying to the ghost of Frank Kuiack

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Why do we boil the goat and drink dog piss?

It's a tradition, okay?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why do we boil the goat and drink dog piss?

The boiling of the goat signifies _____________ while the dog piss signifies _______________.

I'll get back to it later.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Hey, Abe, was Ron Glass and uppity nigger?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it drinks a gallon of reindeer piss and cracks its wife's skull

Thanks, Faggots for ruining Canadian Thanksgiving For me!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I ate a whole duck breast and then a bunch of turkey earlier. I ate too much bird. The beer's making it all flap around in my stomach.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Hey, Abe, was Ron Glass and uppity nigger?

Ron Glass was a great man and you wouldn't ever think it, but he had the smallest dick on the cast and Jack Soo had the biggest. When Jack died that Landesburg guy had the biggest. He was a fucking asshole.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Sh-schwartz...Nigger.

Schwarze is just bigger in German. It's like his name is Arnold Double Nigger

 

[Turk February]

I ate a whole duck breast and then a bunch of turkey earlier. I ate too much bird. The beer's making it all flap around in my stomach.

Have you considered calming you're stomach with some goose piss? It's a folk remedy but I hear it works

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Thanks, Faggots for ruining Canadian Thanksgiving For me!

Are you an Eskimo?

 

[BoringFaggot]

Ron Glass was a great man and you wouldn't ever think it, but he had the smallest dick on the cast and Jack Soo had the biggest. When Jack died that Landesburg guy had the biggest. He was a fucking asshole.

 

[Turk February]

Are you an Eskimo?

I don't think that's a politically correct. I think you have to call them Eskimo now.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Schwarze is just bigger in German. It's like his name is Arnold Double Nigger

That's fucking hilarious. His name is Arnold Niggernegger

 

[Turk February]

That's fucking hilarious. His name is Arnold Niggernegger

I don't think that's politically correct. I don't think you can call him Arnold anymore.

 

[medium wyzzz]

Is the big Wyyz Canadian?

Absolutely not.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Are you an Eskimo?

No I'm normal

 

[Turk February]

Absolutely not.

Sir. Sir. You are going to have to go to the back of the line. This is a very exclusive event.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't think that's politically correct. I don't think you can call him Arnold anymore.

Nold Niggernegger

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Absolutely not.

Then walk the fuck on bud

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Keeper fuckin movin behhd