The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I waited until 9 pm to start drinking meemaw. Fuck awf

Yeah we all started late actually.

 

[Turk February]

Step one: click and croon and moo at the cows
Step two: when they get close scream like a banshee and set off a firecracker or two

Repeat until all your responsibilities have fled the farm.

Empty farm cooking crystal meth looking at my wife "this is how they did it in the old days"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It would be Ukraine and it's in one of the worst war zones in the Donbass but yeah. I don't know dick about farming.

I feel like I might actually thrive in this setting

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I feel like I might actually thrive in this setting

I wouldn't I'd die fucking immediately

 

[Turk February]

"you're not going to hold a rave again,Turk are you, you said no more"
"No Dasha. I will hold 3 raves. It will solve all our money problems "

 

[Turk February]

Dasha just wants to be a normal Ukrainian farm girl I'm just shooting at cows to scare them away, cooking crystal meth with Abe, and blaring the prodigy.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I didn't leave the liberal party of Canada. The liberal party of Canada left me
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This might be one of the most demented things I've ever posted


My ribs

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dasha just wants to be a normal Ukrainian farm girl I'm just shooting at cows to scare them away, cooking crystal meth with Abe, and blaring the prodigy.

I'd hear a noise outside, run out with an unconventional weapon to bludgeon/stab it to death and get drone striked on the first night.

My last words would be "I'll keep us safe" and then you'd see me get vaporized through a hole in the wall.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This might be one of the most demented things I've ever posted


My ribs

The chinaman's a cult leader right?

 

[Turk February]

I'd hear a noise outside, run out with an unconventional weapon to bludgeon/stab it to death and get drone striked on the first night.

My last words would be "I'll keep us safe" and then you'd see me get vaporized through a hole I'm the wall.

We've had peace for 3 years? I guess this was targetted. The Russians after the war just really hate Abe.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

The chinaman's a cult leader right?

Look we don't get into personal details. He supplies the penis (Chinese penis) and I funnel charity funds into his "rug store" at the mall.

 

[notfunny]

Abe Fagoda

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

ENOUGH ABOUT THE FAKE THANKSGIVING!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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I don't care for that at all. Like that thing is obviously a fucking reanimated corpse, right?

 

[Turk February]

ENOUGH ABOUT THE FAKE THANKSGIVING!

Fine. We'll talk about penis chinese penis again.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

ENOUGH ABOUT THE FAKE THANKSGIVING!

GET OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Turk February]

GET OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!

It's that time of the night where the club allows undesirables to avoid losing money. The bouncers will kick Bonnie out after he buys a few drinks.

 

[notfunny]

I don't care for that at all. Like that thing is obviously a fucking reanimated corpse, right?

that's the most healthiest person in canada and you better listen to her buddy boy

 

[Turk February]

Also. I gotta sell some penis chinese penis and I think he's buying.