The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Chad Turkuerry]

70 pages, actually

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

You'd better do the whole thread or I swear I'll never speak to you again.

 

[Turk February]

98 now. Which is a sexual position only a karate expert can do.

 

[Turk February]

It's when you lay sideways and shit on a snowman.

 

[Turk February]

Or a totally disinterested partner.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

That takes a lot of practice, it's true. I mean I learned it my first year of karate but that's because I had prior training in krav maga

 

[Turk February]

That takes a lot of practice, it's true. I mean I learned it my first year of karate but that's because I had prior training in krav maga

I had to do it and put out a candle to get my black belt. I was so nervous.

 

[Turk February]

I hear a lot of guys were taking penis chinese penis but I treat the art of karate with respect. I only took a little penis chinese penis.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Rookie mistake. You need to take penis Albanian penis to excel at karate. Counterintuitive but true

 

[Turk February]

Rookie mistake. You need to take penis Albanian penis to excel at karate. Counterintuitive but true

That's some strong shit.

 

[Turk February]

I wanna shit on a passive opponent with a candle. Not fuck up my life.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

I don't advocate for performance enhancing penis but I understand

 

[Turk February]

I don't advocate for performance enhancing penis but I understand

Just to break character for a second "performance enhancing penis" made me laugh so hard I nearly set my apartment on fire.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

I'm still hilarious

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

@Mustard the quitter. Couldn't even make it through the whole thread

Sad! Pathetic!

 

[Turk February]

Why is your pfp mine now? Kinda weird.

 

[Mustard]

I don't advocate for performance enhancing penis but I understand

I knew you were gonna change the pfp.

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

Why is your pfp mine now? Kinda weird.

Now @Mustard has to slow down and read

 

[Turk February]

I knew you were gonna change the pfp.

You're just jealous I have a new boyfriend

 

[Chad Turkuerry]

I knew you were gonna change the pfp.

Did ya