The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Canada invented lesbians. We had a bunch of ugly white women laying around and we were like "Watch this. It's going to be great."

We're a very inventive people.

Sir Wilfrid Laurier just sitting there pondering "what do I do with these 2 fat bitches?"

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Honestly I feel like we don't get enough credit for solving the BBW crisis

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Up until that point we had to fuck them or they'd turn into werecaribou and drink up all the dog piss

 

[Turk February]

Honestly I feel like we don't get enough credit for solving the BBW crisis

Luckily we have people like Boq who focus on it a lot.

 

[Turk February]

Even RARE ones.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

When you're living that ambergis lifestyle you don't have to settle for the white cards. You pull purples brother

 

[Turk February]

When you're living that ambergis lifestyle you don't have to settle for the white cards. You pull purples brother

The prophet motheth had a lithp.

(I love you Boq)

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

It's Moutha

Be fuckin rethpectful to my Aiththa awlroight?! Be fuckin rethpectful!

 

[Turk February]

It's Moutha

Be fuckin rethpectful to my Aiththa awlroight?! Be fuckin rethpectful!

I'm tho thorry.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Yo wwawd tegan and sara "so jealous"

What if it was freegan and sara and they ate from a dumpster

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

What if it was freegan and sara and they ate from a dumpster

Lazy even for you. Stop it

 

[Turk February]

Lazy even for you. Stop it

Fuck off it's thanksgiving.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Lazy even for you. Stop it

I liked it. It's on the level of the thanksgiving thread

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Only Canadians can gatekeep the Terry Fox Presents: Abe Vigoda's Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Thread

 

[Turk February]

I liked it. It's on the level of the thanksgiving thread

This is how we roll. So Americans don't always get Canadian humor. They never saw Red Green make a pump to put cum in his ass without doing gay shit.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Red Green was worse than Air Farce. Fight me

 

[Turk February]

Red Green was worse than Air Farce. Fight me

Air Farce bits had 0 longevity. Some Red Green shit is still funny.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

So my kid wakes up from her nap, right? She was in bed next to me and she flops over onto shoulder and goes "here papa, it's yucky." I take it from her and it's fucking gooey and weird. I can't see it well because the curtains are closed so I ask her "what is it?". "It's poopoo."

Well fuck me. I roll out of bed to go wash my hands, make her get off the bed and wait for me, wash her hands and then start looking for the shit that must be in my bed. Nothing. Not so much as a rabbit turd. So I go to change her diaper and it's completely fucking clean. On top of that she was in pants and one of those shirts that button between the legs. No way she could reach in there. All that panic and moving around with my fucked up back for nothing.

She's already trolling at a sixth grade level.

 

[Turk February]

Hatred will only consume us if we disagree on the Red Green Show. At least it wasn't Corner Gas.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I know I've seen more than one episode of Red Green. I can't even get out of the theme song on Corner Gas