The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I believe kissing a rock is part of Hajj

Yeah but he didn't even get a chub. What kind of veneration is that

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

If I kissed a smoking hot fawkin rock like that you better believe I'd be at full mast

 

[Turk February]

Yeah but he didn't even get a chub. What kind of veneration is that

I bet after the stoning of the devil in the holy city of Mecca everyone just fucks.

 

[Child..]

Hey Boq do you think Christians and Muslims worship the same God? Or do you know that's a lie and just tell people that for taqqiya

Yes, all Abrahamaic faiths do, but Christianity has been corrupted by the anathema called "shirk". In Christianity it came in the form of the Trinity. It happens in all Abrahamaic faiths, they invariably get corrupted by shirk. Islam is the only true Monotheism.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Secret Muslim life hack; it's not gay if you use your wiping hand to beat off the imam

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Yes, all Abrahamaic faiths do, but Christianity has been corrupted by the anathema called "shirk". In Christianity it came in the form of the Trinity. It happens in all Abrahamaic faiths, they invariably get corrupted by shirk. Islam is the only true Monotheism.

Is Allah a father?

 

[Child..]

I bet after the stoning of the devil in the holy city of Mecca everyone just fucks.

Fawkin (((MBS))) built a huge wall protecting the devils in 2016...draw your own conclusion:

To me it told me something

 

[Child..]

Is Allah a father?

He neither begets, nor was begotten.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

He neither begets, nor was begotten.

Okay well my god (the real one) has a son. Not the same god.

 

[Sean Baird]

He neither begets, nor was begotten.

Small baby dick

 

[Turk February]

Hey Boq, serious question, In Islam is it acceptable for a man, a single man, to dress up in a dog costume and take lots of party drugs and cum all over himself?

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Hey Boq, serious question, In Islam is it acceptable for a man, a single man, to dress up in a dog costume and take lots of party drugs and cum all over himself?

It's a requirement. It's the secret article of faith and the secret doctrine.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Man I love getting car crashed so much it really doesn't bother me at all

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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Someone please car crash this post. Thanks.

That's not the Canadian way.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Fawkin (((MBS))) built a huge wall protecting the devils in 2016...draw your own conclusion:

To me it told me something

Here's my conclusion; if you had the true faith you wouldn't have to throw rocks at the devil like a bunch of idiots.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have a hat with Jesus choking the devil out on it

 

[Child..]

Here's my conclusion; if you had the true faith you wouldn't have to throw rocks at the devil like a bunch of idiots.

Hajj is about following the footsteps of Abraham...doing what he did, out of respect and because Allah commanded us to

Following his "Sunnah".

Islam and Judaism worship One God (but have deviant sects)...Christianity has a built in deviant doctrine (trinity). A jew can avoid shirk (associating partners with Allah, the only sin He never forgives) but a post Nicene Christian, never. Sorry Turry'ster

 

[Child..]

I have a hat with Jesus choking the devil out on it

The devil tempted every prophet I think.

 

[Turk February]

I have a hat with Jesus choking the devil out on it

The prophet Jesus or Isa is recognized by Islam because he had holes in his hands you could fuck.