The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I have a hat with Jesus choking the devil out on it

Here he is surfing out of Hades on the cross after he kicked Death's ass and stole the keys from him

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Hajj is about following the footsteps of Abraham...doing what he did, out of respect and because Allah commanded us to

Following his "Sunnah".

Islam and Judaism worship One God (but have deviant sects)...Christianity has a built in deviant doctrine (trinity). A jew can avoid shirk (associating partners with Allah, the only sin He never forgives) but a post Nicene Christian, never. Sorry Turry'ster

I'm sorry that your people invented math or some shit but can't understand set theory.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

"How can three be one?!"
I don't know. How can a pair of shoes require two fucking shoes?

 

[Turk February]

Can I tell you the story of the only time Boq has hurt my feelings? I don't think I'm revealing anything private here.

 

[Turk February]

So I genuinely was doing prep for Boq and Turk in the Mornings. I was gunna have guest announcements, songs, bits, it was gunna be like a real morning show but with the n word in it. And Boq just goes "I have nothing to gain from this". And I think about it . And yeah. We don't really have anything to gain from this. And I got really bummed. Broke my heart.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

So I genuinely was doing prep for Boq and Turk in the Mornings

What are you worried about getting double AIDS?

 

[Turk February]

What are you worried about getting double AIDS?

Its better to be safe than sorry.

 

[Turk February]

But like, your whole life is practice for your last breath. I just wanted to have some fun and it was just so deflating. "I get nothing out of this".

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

That's not the Canadian way.

The gentleman Vigoda has ended my reign of terror.

Cunucktards, thank him…

 

[Turk February]

The gentleman Vigoda has ended my reign of terror.

Cunucktards, thank him…

Your reign of terror was fueled by a penis chinese penis addiction. You fear Canada now that you sobered up.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Your reign of terror was fueled by a penis chinese penis addiction. You fear Canada now that you sobered up.

He's carpet surfing right now looking for any crumb he can find

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I heard @BUBBLER can only handle dog piss at 92C. Strange guy.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

Your reign of terror was fueled by a penis chinese penis addiction. You fear Canada now that you sobered up.

You’re half the man Vigoda the gent is.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

It hits a lot harder if you burn off all the skin inside your mouth while you drink it

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

I heard @BUBBLER can only handle dog piss at 92C. Strange guy.

Leave your height out of this

 

[Turk February]

You’re half the man Vigoda the gent is.

What. Just because he won the traditional Canadian Thanksgiving stay awake contest? Here in Canada we believe in second chances. We'll go again next year.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Nah @BUBBLER is Chinese so he's basically more Canadian than all of us

 

[Turk February]

Leave your height out of this

That's not how metric works. Get out of here.

 

[Turk February]

Who has ever referred to centimeters as c? What the fuck. Now you're actually bothering me.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

Who has ever referred to centimeters as c? What the fuck. Now you're actually bothering me.