The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Child..]

Jesse Peterson is way more motivational and he's half retarded (and a fucking unitarian what an asshole)

Unitarians are Noahide fulfilsters. It's probably why.

 

[Turk February]

Damn yo. Guess who's eating Popeye's twice in one day? Guess. I'm fucking around it's me.

 

[:sumaturry:]

Unitarians are Noahide fulfilsters. It's probably why.

They should just cut off the tips of their cocks and become Jews then. Hey Boq WWAWD rabbinic Judaism being roughly as old as Islam? They're just as backwards and heretical as you. Pretty cool.

 

[:sumaturry:]

You're not a real Muslim btw. As a non-Muslim who thinks your prophet is burning in hell I'm uniquely qualified to state that.

 

[Child..]

They should just cut off the tips of their cocks and become Jews then. Hey Boq WWAWD rabbinic Judaism being roughly as old as Islam? They're just as backwards and heretical as you. Pretty cool.

I knew it...cuz in the Torah it's all "son of X is son of Y is son of Z"

Meanwhile you are a modern day Jew via the maternal line.

 

[Turk February]

They should just cut off the tips of their cocks and become Jews then. Hey Boq WWAWD rabbinic Judaism being roughly as old as Islam? They're just as backwards and heretical as you. Pretty cool.

Where we at with Inuits arriving in Canada later than the Europeans. Fucking weird, right?

 

[:sumaturry:]

Hey Boq do you think Christians and Muslims worship the same God? Or do you know that's a lie and just tell people that for taqqiya

 

[:sumaturry:]

Where we at with Inuits arriving in Canada later than the Europeans. Fucking weird, right?

They're pioneers in the realm of getting wasted off of cold reindeer piss so I can't talk shit

 

[Turk February]

Hey Boq do you think Christians and Muslims worship the same God? Or do you know that's a lie and just tell people that for taqqiya

Lol. Imagine worshipping a god in 2024. This is Canada. We worship Grandfather Goose and his sons.

 

[J.B. Mauney]

I knew it...cuz in the Torah it's all "son of X is son of Y is son of Z"

Meanwhile you are a modern day Jew via the maternal line.

You have a small penis and think it's an achievement to make women cum lololololol

 

[:sumaturry:]

Lol. Imagine worshipping a god in 2024. This is Canada. We worship Grandfather Goose and his sons.

We worship the penis chinese penis. You know that, stop being silly

 

[Child..]

You're not a real Muslim btw. As a non-Muslim who thinks your prophet is burning in hell I'm uniquely qualified to state that.

I believe in the 6 articles of faith and the 5 pillars of the creed

1 Oneness of the Divine Creator (Tawhid)
2 Angels exist
3 His Revealed Books
4 His Prophets
5 Judgment Day (Qiyamah)
6 Qadr (Predestination)


5 Pillars:

-Shahada (Declare there is no God but Allah, and Mohammed SAAW is his Messenger)
-5 Salats a day (Fajr, Dhuhr, Asr, Maghrib and Isha) on their appointed times
-Fasting on Ramadan
-Paying Zakah (Obligatory Charity-tax)
-Perform the Hajj (have done it already) at least once in your lifetime.

 

[Turk February]

I believe in the 6 articles of faith and the 5 pillars of the creed

1 Oneness of the Divine Creator (Tawhid)
2 Angels exist
3 His Revealed Books
4 His Prophets
5 Judgment Day (Qiyamah)
6 Qadr (Predestination)


5 Pillars:

-Shahada (Declare there is no God but Allah, and Mohammed SAAW is his Messenger)
-5 Salats a day (Fajr, Dhuhr, Asr, Maghrib and Isha)
-Fasting on Ramadan
-Paying Zakah
-Perform the Hajj (have done it already) at least once in your lifetime.

Wait. If you believe in predestination did god know to show us your porn preferences? And did you get laid at Hajj, it seems like a party.

 

[:sumaturry:]

I believe in the 6 articles of faith and the 5 pillars of the creed

1 Oneness of the Divine Creator (Tawhid)
2 Angels exist
3 His Revealed Books
4 His Prophets
5 Judgment Day (Qiyamah)
6 Qadr (Predestination)


5 Pillars:

-Shahada (Declare there is no God but Allah, and Mohammed SAAW is his Messenger)
-5 Salats a day (Fajr, Dhuhr, Asr, Maghrib and Isha)
-Fasting on Ramadan
-Paying Zakah (Obligatory Charity-tax)
-Perform the Hajj (have done it already) at least once in your lifetime.

Yeah but consider this - I think your religion is superstition so I'm HIGHLY qualified to state who is and isn't a true pagan idol worshipper. Go kiss a rock bro

 

[Child..]

Wait. If you believe in predestination did god know to show us your porn preferences? And did you get laid at Hajj, it seems like a party.

That did not happen.

The Hajj was pretty based, I was 15 or so when I did mine.

I've also done lots of lesser hajj's (Umrah) when I was in Saudi but I was a minor so those may or may not count.

 

[:sumaturry:]

Sorry, bud. We're among friends here.

 

[J.B. Mauney]

I believe in the 6 articles of faith and the 5 pillars of the creed

1 Oneness of the Divine Creator (Tawhid)
2 Angels exist
3 His Revealed Books
4 His Prophets
5 Judgment Day (Qiyamah)
6 Qadr (Predestination)


5 Pillars:

-Shahada (Declare there is no God but Allah, and Mohammed SAAW is his Messenger)
-5 Salats a day (Fajr, Dhuhr, Asr, Maghrib and Isha) on their appointed times
-Fasting on Ramadan
-Paying Zakah (Obligatory Charity-tax)
-Perform the Hajj (have done it already) at least once in your lifetime.

You're an autistic faggot with a lisp and small dick who can't break hymens so even your underaged girlfriends dump you

 

[Turk February]

Yeah but consider this - I think your religion is superstition so I'm HIGHLY qualified to state who is and isn't a true pagan idol worshipper. Go kiss a rock bro

I believe kissing a rock is part of Hajj

 

[Guest]

I think Jordan Peterson is a rat controlling a human robot but clean your fucking room, bucko.

Someone please car crash this post. Thanks.

 

[J.B. Mauney]

That did not happen.

Yes, Boqtrick. It did.