The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turry]

If you're really struggling get that piss up to a rolling boil and reduce it down to half its volume before you slam it back

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think Jordan Peterson is a rat controlling a human robot but clean your fucking room, bucko.

 

[Turk February]

Just clean it the fuck up. You know you'll feel better not living in filth and it takes not that much effort. Then you just stay on top of it and throw garbage out as you make it and it never gets like that again.

This is why the ex being an ex genuinely feels like an amputation. She would actually motivate me to be tidy. Now without any responsibility I kind of can let my place go to shit.

 

[Turry]

Or if you want to be super fucking hard boil the liquid right off and smoke the residue in a meth pipe. They call it "woofing" and it changed my life.

 

[Turry]

I think Jordan Peterson is a rat controlling a human robot but clean your fucking room, bucko.

Jesse Peterson is way more motivational and he's half retarded (and a fucking unitarian what an asshole)

 

[Turry]

Or if you want to be super fucking hard boil the liquid right off and smoke the residue in a meth pipe. They call it "woofing" and it changed my life.

I guess it's just me that calls it woofing. I'm the only man hard enough to try it. I'm a pioneer and an explorer of the human psyche like Terrance McKenna but not a weird little fag

 

[Turk February]

Also there's 2 suit jackets laying on the floor and I have no idea what to do about them. I'm not fucking getting them dry cleaned. That's like blocks and blocks away.

 

[Turk February]

Lots and lots of packs of native cigarettes. A pack of cookies. All on the floor.

 

[Turk February]

(I'm painting a picture for Boq)

 

[Turry]

Turk you're bumming me out. Stop describing my life if Mrs. Fawkes and the little Fawkesters weren't around.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was just getting bummed out that I have nothing to eat that I don't have to make but I forgot I have a bunch of apples. Fuck yeah. I'm goin down to appletown

 

[Turk February]

I was just getting bummed out that I have nothing to eat that I don't have to make but I forgot I have a bunch of apples. Fuck yeah. I'm goin down to appletown

Uber eats. Ghost Pepper burger special from Popeye's. Didn't suck for once.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Turk you're bumming me out. Stop describing my life if Mrs. Fawkes and the little Fawkesters weren't around.

I can't have that shit. If I don't keep my place clean it bothers the fuck out of me.

 

[Turry]

You're not allowed to be a downer in the Turry Fawkes Presents: The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving thread

 

[Turry]

I can't have that shit. If I don't keep my place clean it bothers the fuck out of me.

WELL GOOD FOR YOU
WHAT DO YOU WANT A MEDAL

 

[Turk February]

Actually I have nothing to complain about from the meal I got from Popeye's today. Cajun fries were great. Kept the nuggets warm too and I think putting them together made them less moist. Sandwich was delicious. I like the ghost Pepper sauce.

 

[Turk February]

I weirdly like the pickles they use on their sandwiches the most. I know. It's a fucking slice of pickle. But it's an interesting taste.

 

[Turk February]

How late are they open, I'm fucking hungry now

 

[Turry]

I think there's only one Popeye's in this city that's not a supplement store.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I weirdly like the pickles they use on their sandwiches the most. I know. It's a fucking slice of pickle. But it's an interesting taste.

The chicken buddy burgers from A&W have dill pickles on them too. They're like a cheap shitty slider version of the Popeyes sangwich