We are an industrious people.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Sorry. I'm not an 80 year old Romanian man. I am not shoemaker.
Like the beavers. Industrious, but annoying, but still kind of cute.
It's a lost art.
And delicious. Great piss too.
I guess they do deserve to be on the nickel. Which is a shit garbage coin that weighs me down and impedes me from chasing my dreams.
Remember when this thread was about an apocalyptic cyberpunk Canada where we all drink piss and do a drug called penis chinese penis? That was fun.
Cantstoptilyafuckingetenough
Do you have a problem with fucking nickels or F/Ns as I call them on twitter.
This is war. I want your blood. I want your soul.
Ratatatatata my body is a weapon.
Cantstoptilyafuckingetenough
Why does everything I post since like 3 AM so fucking feminine. My writing sucks when I don't sleep.
Abe. Did you tap?
You think you can standing head kick me? I can do a front flip but where inland flat on my back on the grass. You fuckin come try me on the grass, bitch. You'll never standing head kick me while I'm laying on the ground. Study the tapes I guess, big guy. JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMING
"Abe, did you tap?"
It was 3 minutes, black man.
It was 3 minutes, black man.
What's our rule for eating. Cuz I'm starving. Do I have to order in so I don't miss 20 minutes?
I guess I'll get Popeye's again. It's fine. Not an issue.
Eat all you want. Do whatever you want. I don't need sleep because I'm a superhuman cyborg warthog