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Shut up, fag.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Ladybugs skeeve me out worse than spiders. One summer we got like. No joke. Maybe 60 in the kitchen of a pretty modest house.
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Cantstoptilyafuckingetenough
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I think your strategy of being pumped will burn you out. Have a rest. Reconsider it.
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One time a ladybug was crawling up a shot glass and my buddy's little son was like "ewww a bug" so my buddy just licked it off the glass and ate it lol. "Bugs can't hurt ya!"
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Ewww. Don't they have a weird sulfur thing for defense?
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I think your strategy of thinking I'm easily influenced might be your ass-fucking. I'm sharp as a tack, baby.
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Yeah it's apparently bitter and horrible. It was to teach the boy. So he could grow to be a warrior.
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Are you implying my kindness and concern are disingenuous? I'm shocked, Abe.
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Warriors are supposed to want good food taken from the enemy. Not bugs.
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Sharp as a tack
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Sharp as attack!
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You know tack stands no chance against a boot.
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*shadow dance*
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Yeah, well your boot stands no chance... without tacks. I guess.
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That made no sense. You're already losing it. You need a quick nap.
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FUCK YOU! This is now a wildly important competition of endurance. Whoever wins this wins all the beans in Canada. I will emerge Beanmeister.
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TACKS HOLD THE FUCKING SOLE AND THE TREAD IN THE FUCKING THINGS.
I'm sorry you don't know shit about cobblery.