Fuck it I'm putting on some Eurovision commentary cuz it makes me happy, cracking a Budweiser and making a day of this.
-
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it.
Do not post IRL pranks here without including the source
The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
- Start date
Cantstoptilyafuckingetenough
20 mins now
20 mins now
You just got over insomnia, you sure you wanna go down this road again so soon, sport?
You realize how detrimental to our health and our personal lives this is. Right?
Cantstoptilyafuckingetenough
Yeah. So call it.
I'm no bitch.
Cantstoptilyafuckingetenough
Attaboy.
Fuck I wish I knew we were doing this ahead of time. My head feels like it's full of ants
Cantstoptilyafuckingetenough
Call it if you want, Turk Faguary
Did you know ants wasps and bees are all eusocial cuz they're basically the same species. Weird little fuckers.
This shit could be dropped on me at any time and I'd be ready to go. I am a Marky Mark superhuman gorilla freak and 9/11 wouldn't have gone down the way it did if I was on board that fuggin day
Down here in Niagara we get flying ants time to time but for some reason they all die a day or two after absolutely swarming your house.
So like ants and wasps will work together?
You know we could try to make this challenge easy for each other rather than being antagonistic. It's gunna suck for both of us.
No but ants work together the same way wasps work together.
We get those box elder bugs coating the North side of our houses once a year and sometimes those little Japanese faggot beetles that look like ladybugs
Hate fuels me.