The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Punishing yourself is the ultimate respect you can give yourself. Peak respect. I don't need to explain it. You know.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is there anything worth reading in this thread? Please reference the page number

No. Go away. We're doing something.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

No. Go away. We're doing something.

I'm already here. I thought Canadians were supposed to be polite...

 

[Turk February]

Is there anything worth reading in this thread? Please reference the page number

Oh yeah. Page 43 is to die for.

 

[Turk February]

I'm already here. I thought Canadians were supposed to be polite...

We're not polite. We're passive aggressive.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm already here. I thought Canadians were supposed to be polite...

This is important. It's a test of endurance. By the earth at my feet, by the water flowing below it, by the eagle soaring above, I will figuratively tear Turk's mustache off and wear it myself.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We're not polite. We're passive aggressive.

I do my best to be aggressive-aggressive

 

[Turk February]

This is important. It's a test of endurance. By the earth at my feet, by the water flowing below it, by the eagle soaring above, I will figuratively tear Turk's mustache off and wear it myself.

You couldn't handle the weight and absolute sexual energy of this moustache. It's a man's moustache. It's not for boys.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is important. It's a test of endurance. By the earth at my feet, by the water flowing below it, by the eagle soaring above, I will figuratively tear Turk's mustache off and wear it myself.

Actually, not even figuratively. In the Astral real I WILL paste that mustache onto MY face where it belongs.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You couldn't handle the weight and absolute sexual energy of this moustache. It's a man's moustache. It's not for boys.

Nigger I'm like a 102 year old ghost. I've grown better mustaches (with not "o" because we're not a bunch of faggot Frenchman here) on my taint. Handlebar fucking taintstaches.

 

[Turk February]

My fucking ears still feel like there's bugs in them. Abe might win this. Gotta get some penis chinese penis to cheat

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Abe will win this. Because Abe wins. That's just the way it's always been. Play possum all you want, earwig.

 

[Turk February]

Nigger I'm like a 102 year old ghost. I've grown better mustaches (with not "o" because we're not a bunch of faggot Frenchman here) on my taint. Handlebar fucking taintstaches.

Oh yeah? Then why do I get action movies and you get cameos in gangster dramas?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Possum Chinese Penis

 

[Turk February]

Possum Chinese Penis

I heard a lab in Mexico is making pussy chinese pussy but it's not as good.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

This is important. It's a test of endurance. By the earth at my feet, by the water flowing below it, by the eagle soaring above, I will figuratively tear Turk's mustache off and wear it myself.

Is this some kind of Canadian Thanksgiving tradition?

 

[Turk February]

Is this some kind of Canadian Thanksgiving tradition?

Yes. It was started by Kenny Hotz and Spencer Rice in episode 3 of season one of their show Kenny vs Spenny.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh yeah? Then why do I get action movies and you get cameos in gangster dramas?

Cameos? More like featured roles where they say and Abe Vigoda as... in the opening credits. I'm the feature. I  am the motion picture. It hinges on me and my performance. I'm a very important player in the Hollywoods.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I heard a lab in Mexico is making pussy chinese pussy but it's not as good.

Gay.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Cantstoptilyagetenough